Nah - they're a beautiful friendly bunch that do their own thing with GAY abandon.

That's not a fight this is a fight:

Wet Willy said...

So, anybody ever had any problems with kiters?

Nope

Wet Willy said...

So, anybody ever had any problems with kiters?

Not really, I've generally found them to be pleasant young men with an eye for Fashion. Generally they are keen to discuss new recipies and home decorating ideas. The ones I met are always well groomed and smell nice.

waveslave said...

Re: Scared rabbits caught in the headlights.

Sometimes I can see it in their big bunny-eyes.
Irrational fear I'm talking about.
Unjustified anxiety stemming from their absurd string-paranoia.
Many times I've been forced to end their pain...
to humanely put them out of their misery.
So I load the weapon....
and BOOOOST )))))))
lol.

My 50m downwind-drift safely places them in a non-vulnerable position.
Out of harms way, so to speak.
The green-zone.

Their expression of relief,
that burden of stress that's instantly relieved....
immediately the worry-face is washed clean.

It's priceless.

I think your mistaking fear for uncontrollable rage

Poley string-paranoia is a very misunderstood emotion.
A mental condition not unlike fear-of-the-dark.
Because poleys can't see the strings (from a distance),
they always fear the worst.
For a poley, the kite itself is actually the lesser of the two evils.
But those invisible lines are satan's strings.
lol.

Now,
if the lines were thicker maybe,
so you could actually see the things as they fly thru the sky....
Perhaps if they were say one inch thick,
(but of course they would need to be made from strong, feather-lite material).....
then the poleys would be less anxious, I guess ?
To them, the thick kitelines would look like very long skinny masts.
Four 25m long masts connected to a sail.
lol.

It's not the strings that worry me ..It's the dude in the pink boardies and blonde tips,squirming inthe air like his gold neck chain is pulling his chest hair, checking out my package as he resurfaces from another failed landing in the wave zone

Honestly the flacid, limp and soft lines don't bother me. I just worry when they power up and get hard in the hands of young men with pink boardies and blonde tips

Nebs you're a crack up

I would rather have my good stiff pole than something you have to inflate.

ha ha ha ha

merman said...

wow you pole boys seem to be realy frustrated about something...


i think this is just what the doctor ordered...

http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=-700827341679524235&q=poledancers&total=24&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0


or some of this

www.hetracil.com/

for thoes extra frustrating days..

The guy on the hetracil site you suggested is holding a kite.
Funniest comment so far, unfortunately.

stribo said...

waveslave said...

Re: Scared rabbits caught in the headlights.

Sometimes I can see it in their big bunny-eyes.
Irrational fear I'm talking about.
Unjustified anxiety stemming from their absurd string-paranoia.
Many times I've been forced to end their pain...
to humanely put them out of their misery.
So I load the weapon....
and BOOOOST )))))))
lol.

My 50m downwind-drift safely places them in a non-vulnerable position.
Out of harms way, so to speak.
The green-zone.

Their expression of relief,
that burden of stress that's instantly relieved....
immediately the worry-face is washed clean.

It's priceless.

I think your mistaking fear for uncontrollable rage

I'll second Stribo after being in that "Green zone" and having to to bail to avoid an airborn out of control kiter from taking me out, twice. Also been tangled in lines in the shore break a few times from dropped kites which does get a little scary.
The kiters are ok because their safe at one end while we're the ones caught in the middle of the web and they wonder why we done ask them out on dates
I have some very good friends who kite ,so I don't hate them all, just the ones who get in the way

How selfish of you WW - you should know better than to just sedately walk along a beach. Have some consideration for others and ensure you look around every few seconds so you don't get in a kites way. And if you're within 100m of a kite you should either run away or be prepared to catch the kite - you should know the rules by now.

Wet Willy said...

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=9328

...Tony C, this is for you...

you haven't seen my airspace clearing device and it's not rigged for arrows but with flareshey tony c did you ever try mg14 or br14 dinghies?