this kid the other day little jimmy was smacking me poor old jp board ,me board didnt do anything wrong. he said whats that? i said a windsurfer then he goes smack, smack, smack with his scooter maybe his dad is a kiter, i dont know maybe he was born a kiter and hates windsurfers. he was only a little tiger. i said hey dont do that. then he nicked off. i think he is a born kiter just waiting to take it up once he can hang onto a kite i am sure of it.

Why not carry board and rig together and therefore not have to worry about feral kids?

My suggestion would be that you guys really need to be nicer to the feral kids and parents at Kyeemagh, you will just have to learn to live with each other. If your not nice to them then they may come to Wanda and we really dont want that, remember what happened last time they dropped by

elizabethb said...

Sounds like you fellas need to develop 'the look'.

A once off glance at them and they won't dare to come anywhere near you. I've perfected it; as well as the glance to the 2 year old child that says 'STOP CLIMBING ALL OVER THOSE CHAIRS IN THE DOCTORS SURGERY' and they look at me, sit down and behave.

Elizabethb, did you get your evil look from that kid?

Its not just Kyeemagh Des, the little n****s are everywhere. Agree with the parent thing, people these days just dont give a **** what they do, they know they will get away with it.
For example the other day this family pulls into the carpark at Narrabeen and proceeds to rig and scatter truck loads of old gear all over the access beach to the water.
One of the boys had no option but to tread on an old sail whilst carrying his gear.
The dad said something and was greeted with "this is access to the water and you have left your gear and trailer blocking it".
He didnt like that and made no effort to move their stuff so it just got walked on.
Thankfully we dont have the "ethnic" element you blokes do.
Its society in general, if I acted like these kids do my old man wouldve given me a swift kick up the clacker.
Rant over

Krusty said...

My suggestion would be that you guys really need to be nicer to the feral kids and parents at Kyeemagh, you will just have to learn to live with each other. If your not nice to them then they may come to Wanda and we really dont want that, remember what happened last time they dropped by

KRUSTY THE CLOWN
hi there brother side show BOB here, so you work for the simpsons as welll ? good to see a brother has my tastes krusty the clown is my best friend.

jp smack bash bash smack smack funny thing is my story is true a kid bashed me jp sailboard with his scooter

i bet next time i see this kid i bet he will have a hammer in his hand to smack me jp board with i bet his dad a kitesurfer will give him a hammer.

Waiting4wind said...

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It actually amazes me that that some people aren't willing to budge when I'm trying to get the gear past them at the top of the ramp, they'll just stand there and look at you while sail is flapping and on the verge of being ripped out of hands. Ahh the joys of windsurfing.

Well you obviously haven't developed the "look".