Richiefish said...

Wang Long was having trouble attracting the attention he deserved....

"My, your undies fit like a glove"

elmo said...

What have you done with Nursey? she normally gives me my milk

Black Adder ????

Big M thought they were on a winner with their new "multi flavour walking dispenser" campaign.



mmmmmhh, hhhhhmm.... flavoured milk, mmmmh hhhhhm Big M !

elmo said...

Sorry guys, struggling whilst up in the boonies

Lucky for some the cows don't come with red fur

Sometimes during a near-death experience life doesn't flash pasteurised quite as you expect.

Jeeze Richie, pull the udder udder

Richiefish said...
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch ....

Hi cowboy! Buy a lonely girl a drink?

Sure thing darlin. You like pasturised, A+, folate added, lite, full cream, or strawberry?

I'm not perticular. But that doesn't mean I'm easy.

Easy is as easy does darlin. How do ya like ma horns?

Well you are a horny little bovine aint ya? Did ya know yer leakin there?

Sure am darlin. Ah c'n barely contain m'self, but I'm a little conflicted. You aint got a good lookin brother do ya?

.....

(And so it goes. Conversations with cows are never boring)

yeah thanks for the drink and all, but i would seriously suggest that you get those sunspots checked, some look a little melanomic!

The fancy dress shop misunderstood - he wanted a silk ninja turtle's suit but ended up with the milk and cowabunga one instead.

Eddie was not impressed with the Jeff Kennet design for the much anticipated, Collingwood "away strip"

elmo said...

Almost gave it to "Japanese porn"

Late entry:

MOAR. Sauce please.