Ever had your fortune told Merl? I had my palm read years ago. Its all coming back to me. She said I'd have a life of purpose, fulfilment and service and here I am humping a dunny. Just goes to show.
Hello base, this is mobile two, we have urine on the rock wall. Im afraid we've got a breakaway rebel pisser, over.... Roger that mobile two. You know what to do,over.
AND THE WINNER IS (using the original green thumb scoring system) by popular vote,and approved by the previous winner (me) for his cheeky observation of female toiletry rituals............MARK AUSTRALIA !!!!!! take it away MARK.
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