OK I'm going to call it: no posts for a while now. Some very notable entries, I was pissing myself laughing sometimes:

EvlPanda As the Giant Squid's primary source of food is fished to extinction it must turn to other sources - The Windsurfer.

Grumplestiltskin After secretly trying out a kite, Marks mates let him know how they felt

Poor relative When drunk Marks boyfriend struggled to hit the mark

Stribo Mark discovers the little known hazards of nude leap frog.

Richiefish Mark's RSVP page lists his pastimes as windsurfing and getting stoned.( and yet he dosnt do drugs)

But the winner:
Knotboard Mark's latest girlfriend isn't pretty but she can suck the chrome off a towball, just look at those lovebites

Maybe an embarrassing picture of knotboard for comp #14

PS: yes it was paintball bruises. And no I didn't lose you should see the other guy

Send him a PM...