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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS

Mark _australia

23648 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23648 posts

21 May 2008 10:31am

Ok guys here it is. A chance to take the piss out of me

jp747

1553 posts

jp747

1553 posts

21 May 2008 10:33am

what kinda harness where you wearing

Tiddlywinks

164 posts

Tiddlywinks

WA, 164 posts

21 May 2008 10:36am

Looks like the Wife has Gout ..Every time you go near her she punches you in the back and yells gout....ouch

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

grumplestiltskin

WA, 2331 posts

21 May 2008 11:17am

Banned from getting a tattoo, Mark went for the next best option .... bruising.

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

21 May 2008 1:20pm

Mark's latest girlfriend isn't pretty but she can suck the chrome off a towball, just look at those lovebites

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

21 May 2008 1:28pm

As the Giant Squid's primary source of food is fished to extinction it must turn to other sources - The Windsurfer.

stamp

QLD

2797 posts

stamp

QLD, 2797 posts

21 May 2008 2:22pm

"pre-season preparation goes horribly wrong when tight arse windsurfer chooses budget liposuction over buying a bigger harness"

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

21 May 2008 2:30pm

Mark's rare mutation not only made his adipose cells visible, you could also see them undergoing mitosis every time he though about pizza.

Gestalt

QLD

14954 posts

Gestalt

QLD, 14954 posts

21 May 2008 2:35pm

they're here!!!!!

the wraith have struck!

Mark _australia

23648 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23648 posts

21 May 2008 1:53pm

MikeyS said...

Mark's rare mutation not only made his adipose cells visible, you could also see them undergoing mitosis every time he though about pizza.

Mmmmm piiizzzaaaaa (homer simpson accent)

Revhead

ACT

372 posts

Revhead

ACT, 372 posts

21 May 2008 3:54pm

So who lost the paintball game?

Leech

1933 posts

Leech

WA, 1933 posts

21 May 2008 2:02pm

Sticking your finger in your nose & out your eye is easy. But in your nose & out your ar$e takes practice!

Mr. No-one

921 posts

Mr. No-one

WA, 921 posts

21 May 2008 2:20pm

I find that picture highly offensive

,
"moderator! MODERATOR!! MODERATOR!!!"

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

21 May 2008 4:31pm

Slowly next week's lotto numbers began appearing and all could see it was truly a miracle.

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

grumplestiltskin

WA, 2331 posts

21 May 2008 3:02pm

After secretly trying out a kite, Marks mates let him know how they felt

kiterdan

680 posts

kiterdan

WA, 680 posts

21 May 2008 3:45pm

Before Blackboard came along, Mr Squiggle's original work partner never held still and often copped a hiding in the sessions from the maestro.

kiterdan

680 posts

kiterdan

WA, 680 posts

21 May 2008 3:46pm

Mr Squiggle: "What the **** am I meant to do with this?!"

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

21 May 2008 6:09pm

"Hurry up- hurry up

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

21 May 2008 7:28pm

And so it came to pass that Mark never played squash again !!!!!

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

21 May 2008 5:52pm

When drunk Marks boyfriend struggled to hit the mark

Dawn Patrol

1991 posts

Dawn Patrol

WA, 1991 posts

21 May 2008 6:24pm

"HA-HA!"
(in nelson off simpsons voice)

Mark _australia

23648 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23648 posts

21 May 2008 7:16pm

Mr. No-one said...

I find that picture highly offensive

,
"moderator! MODERATOR!! MODERATOR!!!"

I should post the one I was going to use ... the front view

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

21 May 2008 9:20pm

Mark discovers the little known hazards of nude leap frog.

Paul Kelf

678 posts

Paul Kelf

WA, 678 posts

21 May 2008 8:15pm

The kiters told Mark it would be a fun day at Paintball.
Nah, you won't get hurt mate, honest!

Nasty little f#@kers they are

TonyC

410 posts

TonyC

WA, 410 posts

21 May 2008 8:35pm

New ad campaign illustrating what happens when you don't let the old man with the walking stick have the priority seat on the train.

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

21 May 2008 8:52pm

Thats the last time Mark borrowed someone else's wetsuit

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

21 May 2008 8:54pm

Mark used to refuse to do the dishes then the missus got a paint ball gun

monster

TAS

495 posts

monster

TAS, 495 posts

21 May 2008 11:10pm

those are the best hickys ive ever seen you animal mark

Mark _australia

23648 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23648 posts

21 May 2008 10:58pm

monster said...

those are the best hickys ive ever seen you animal mark

I was young, and needed the money

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

22 May 2008 8:27am

Mark's RSVP page lists his pastimes as windsurfing and getting stoned.( and yet he dosnt do drugs)

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

22 May 2008 8:30am

the result of pissing off your mates before a game of skirmish/paint ball.

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