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Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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WA, 7269 posts
29 Dec 2011 8:44pm
Mike Tyson in the early years once bit the lower front leg off a hippo
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
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SA, 3591 posts
30 Dec 2011 10:17am
Gurrrrl, you is chunky, you is huge.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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WA, 7269 posts
30 Dec 2011 8:00am



Finally Julia and Tony reached agreement on both the Mining Tax and Refugee policies.

In exchange for exemption from the tax, all resource projects off the north-west of WA will be required to install anti-boat-people attack hippo deterents.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
WA, 7269 posts
30 Dec 2011 8:06am
Dude, did you call me a pig ?

No way Man, I said you were a wave pig, a WAVE pig

Dude, I heard you, you said I was a pig.

Man, I said wave pig, although you do seem to have put a bit of weight on over Christmas

That's it Dude, I'm gonna get you, no-one calls me a pig
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
WA, 7269 posts
30 Dec 2011 8:17am
The man from NASA went all the way to the Namibian jungle to investigate the reports of a mysterious space ball.

He couldn't belive his luck when he found a slighly mis-shapen grey coloured ball.

Unfortunately as he grabbed it with both hands to check if the circumference was 3.142 times the diameter, he failed to notice this ball hadn't fallen from outer space but belonged to a sun bathing hippo.
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
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NSW, 8333 posts
30 Dec 2011 11:57am
Pugwash said...

TAKE YOUR MARKS, SET, GO....




What a classic shot!
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
30 Dec 2011 4:11pm



Black Kid "I am the egg man"
Hippo "I am th walrus, goo-goo ka-chu"
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
30 Dec 2011 8:11pm
From Wiki

"Estimates of their running speed vary from 30 km/h (18 mph) to 40 km/h (25 mph), or even 50 km/h (30 mph). The hippo can maintain these higher speeds for only a few hundred metres"

Usain Bolt has a top speed of around 44 km/h, so the dude in the photo will almost need to break a world record to outrun the hippo!

This incident appears to have generated a certain level of interest.



PS: This is not an entry, just an FYI
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
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1595 posts
3 Jan 2012 3:40pm
Richiefish wins it, two good captions and photoshop skills.
Aussiex
Aussiex
QLD
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QLD, 261 posts
3 Jan 2012 6:08pm
I'm sorry i cheated on you!!! You just let yourself go!!!!
Richiefish
Richiefish
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3 Jan 2012 7:52pm
okay. I'm looking for another.
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