Caption comp #44

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NotWal
NotWal
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27 Nov 2008 6:51pm
God! stuck here in the desert with a dope on my back, and Francis made the Army sound soooo romantic, sigh ....
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
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QLD, 5612 posts
27 Nov 2008 7:27pm
Richiefish said...

Gomer was jealous the neighbours had satelite TV.( not the Nabors.)


does anybody "get" this pun ??? (gotta be oldish)
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
27 Nov 2008 7:29pm
Hey Pooh, Tigger.......You wouldn't believe what happened to me at work today. This new job is a real back breaker .......what was that? You'll have to speak up... did I mention it's very noisy too.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
27 Nov 2008 7:41pm
Richiefish said...

Richiefish said...

Gomer was jealous the neighbours had satelite TV.( not the Nabors.)


does anybody "get" this pun ??? (gotta be oldish)



What about Francis the talking mule, did anyone get that?
NotWal
NotWal
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27 Nov 2008 9:03pm
The famous Buster Cap and his ass.
elmo
elmo
WA
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27 Nov 2008 9:16pm
NotWal said...

The famous Buster Cap and his ass.


werry cleva
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
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27 Nov 2008 10:44pm
Richiefish said...

Richiefish said...

Gomer was jealous the neighbours had satelite TV.( not the Nabors.)


does anybody "get" this pun ??? (gotta be oldish)


Well Golllllly yes sirrrry , by Jim I get it. - very good

Hmmm, that makes me oldish!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
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27 Nov 2008 10:52pm
Corporal Punishment had been let down yet again in life by his debilitating dyslexia and poor spelling. What would he now tell his friends back home after bragging that he'd signed up for the crack assasson squad - only to find he'd actually joined the ass-on-ass squad.




elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
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28 Nov 2008 9:44am
Hi Ho Silver awaaaaaayyyy
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
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NSW, 9207 posts
28 Nov 2008 5:23pm
"How was Iraq?"
"Eh, I just sat on my ass all day."
elmo
elmo
WA
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WA, 8890 posts
28 Nov 2008 8:41pm
I need to tickle my ass, he's falling asleep again
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
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29 Nov 2008 11:13am
in the fifth series of Blackadder, Baldrick still rides a donkey....
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
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29 Nov 2008 2:35pm
Private Gonad demonstrates the latest in desert camoflage...notice the lifelike inflatable GI on his back
Waterloo
Waterloo
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QLD, 1497 posts
29 Nov 2008 2:10pm
Seem to be running out of ass jokes - will call it this arve
Richiefish
Richiefish
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QLD, 5612 posts
29 Nov 2008 2:25pm

in Iraq, instead of car washs they have ASS WIPERS !!!!
Richiefish
Richiefish
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29 Nov 2008 2:31pm
as the drugs wore off Roger realised that maybe he hadnt retaken Bagdad single handedly after all ???
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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29 Nov 2008 1:35pm
Waterloo said...

Seem to be running out of ass jokes - will call it this arve


Does making the 1st ass joke count

It has to be Notwal and his "Buster Cap and his ass" that is the cleverest out of 44 caption comps I reckon
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
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29 Nov 2008 3:52pm
Mark _australia said...

Waterloo said...

Seem to be running out of ass jokes - will call it this arve


Does making the 1st ass joke count

It has to be Notwal and his "Buster Cap and his ass" that is the cleverest out of 44 caption comps I reckon


Yes well maybe, but I was worried about the follow up "Buster Cap in his ass"
Waterloo
Waterloo
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1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
29 Nov 2008 3:57pm
The whole Iraq affair could have been easily avoided if Army Intelligence had not mis-transcribed the vital information regarding Saddam's Weapons of Ass Destruction.



Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
30 Nov 2008 12:28pm
Right some good work here.

Notable mentions include:

Porka for providing an insight to desert nightlife
Bondalucci for hanging with Shrek
mark-Australia for foreshadowing trouble ahead with the Abrams tanks
NotWal for Buster Cap and his ass
Elmo for reflecting upon a soldiers lament at severe cutbacks to the military budget.

The winner today, based on the Gerrymander voting system, is Sausage, for reminding us, as we head into the festive season, that Jesus was after all human and could learn from past mistakes - a deep and spiritual message for us all that you have subtly snuck into our subconscious Sausage.

easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
30 Nov 2008 8:26pm
Waterloo said...

The whole Iraq affair could have been easily avoided if Army Intelligence had not mis-transcribed the vital information regarding Saddam's Weapons of Ass Destruction.


Totally against the rules, but you could've almost awarded it to yourself for this one.
Waterloo
Waterloo
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30 Nov 2008 9:27pm
Thanks easty
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
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1 Dec 2008 10:03am
Thanks Waterloo.

I am travelling for work at moment (in Charleville) and unfortunately the locals haven't offered me any opportunity for a caption photo.

Being the festive season and all, I would like to nominate Elmo for Caption Comp No.45 who tirelessly offers the most captions. Of course I can still call it unless Elmo feels otherwise.

Over to you ELMO.
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