I noticed some sharp wits around so I propose a weekly caption competition. You know, add a funny caption for a photograph.
- Vote by clicking the thumbs-up/thumbs-down thingies. - Winner gets to pick the next image.
Week #1
(I'd add a caption myself but I'm still cracking up just looking at it, I'll do later) Early signs of dementia can be as innocent as forgetting your harness.
"Well Evlpanda -it was 1943 - stationed in a little village in Tahiti called cowpoo or something -Towed in by a PT - sick steep take off - nose dived - got hell caned. The pictures make it look way smaller than what it was".
"One trick is to tell em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…"
As time went by Arancine became older and more deluded. Haunted by a morbid fear of spiders the aging dish pig escaped to a world of fantastic abandon, a world of carnival and sideshow, a world where his mean and circumscribed existence morphed into the fabulous world of the porn star. As the over-endowed Pene Gelati he strutted before the blue screen to the simpering blandishments of wanton women the world over. Such was the unique power of his delusion that it became listed in the DSM as Aranoia, a condition of profound sexual delusion seen mainly in adolescent males. "Was that a take?" he uttered to no one in particular.
Congratulations knot board. Now you have the honour of selecting a new image.
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No more bikini clad model bimbos on boards please KnotBoard.
Seen enough of them on this site lately. I know it'll put me out of favour with 99% of you, but I'm over it and all the desperado male comments. *wincing like a marginalised minority group member*
oops.......not a good time for that to happen....
that's HARD CORE!! i know this coz i got me a watch
COWABUNGA !
