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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

18 Feb 2008 12:10am

I noticed some sharp wits around so I propose a weekly caption competition. You know, add a funny caption for a photograph.

- Vote by clicking the thumbs-up/thumbs-down thingies.
- Winner gets to pick the next image.

Week #1

(I'd add a caption myself but I'm still cracking up just looking at it, I'll do later)
Early signs of dementia can be as innocent as forgetting your harness.

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

17 Feb 2008 11:23pm

"I flew spitfires in the war sonny...Fly that kite near me one more time and i'll crack ya with my walking stick

TonyC

410 posts

TonyC

WA, 410 posts

17 Feb 2008 10:29pm

This is just bitchin, Mabel.

OR

Now where am I suppose to connect my kite.

Gestalt

QLD

14955 posts

Gestalt

QLD, 14955 posts

17 Feb 2008 11:42pm

damn monofilm sails! wrecking the sport i tell you. almost near invisible from the beach!

OceanBlue64

VIC

980 posts

OceanBlue64

VIC, 980 posts

18 Feb 2008 12:47am

You call that a wave? Back in my day we had waves 10 times that size and they were considered small! Now here... have some of my viagra and HTFU!

waveslave

4263 posts

waveslave

WA, 4263 posts

17 Feb 2008 11:02pm

evlPanda said...

Early signs of dementia can be as innocent as forgetting your harness.

The old geezer also forgot to attach his leggie,
forgot to remove his loafers, lol,
forgot to suit-up,
forgot sunscreen,
forgot to take a pee....
but you never forget how to get fully barrelled, hey.

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

17 Feb 2008 11:09pm

Sideshow ride operator "HEY! grampa! Get off the board and give the kids a turn!"
Grandpa "I CANT! My replacement hip has siezed, my knee reconstruction has cramped and my humpback has swollen.
@#$% Cecil!"

Pugwash

7733 posts

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts

18 Feb 2008 12:31am

surfSUP dood!!!

nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

18 Feb 2008 12:48am

After years of shouting "Get off my lawn!" to young hoodlums, Grandpa finally decides to give them some of their own medicine.

Sandi Bottom

54 posts

Sandi Bottom

WA, 54 posts

18 Feb 2008 12:58am

You want the tube. You can't handle the tube. (in Jack Nicholsons voice)

eggs

QLD

246 posts

eggs

QLD, 246 posts

18 Feb 2008 8:40am

contrary to popular belief, there was no white light at the end of the tunnel, just one big frothing barrell

divaldo

2879 posts

divaldo

SA, 2879 posts

18 Feb 2008 10:09am

'ooops....I think I just filled my colostomy bag!'

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

18 Feb 2008 10:39am

when I said I want to go to the green room, I meant the toilet at the home.

P.C_simpson

1492 posts

P.C_simpson

WA, 1492 posts

18 Feb 2008 10:26am

"And those young Kiteboarders thought board shorts over wetsuits look cool, how cool am i then, and strapless"

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

grumplestiltskin

WA, 2331 posts

18 Feb 2008 10:34am

and a one, and a two .... I'm singin in the barrel, just singin in the barrel ....

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

18 Feb 2008 10:40am

Mavis.....I think I've got wood

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

18 Feb 2008 11:48am

Some elderly folk wait in line for their pension cheque but Bill can usually be found waiting in the line up.

sick_em_rex

NSW

1601 posts

sick_em_rex

NSW, 1601 posts

18 Feb 2008 12:57pm

Laird Hamilton, who's he when he's not at home. This tow in surfing caper is a piece of piss! Speaking of which, Ethel, have you seen my incontinence pads?

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

18 Feb 2008 1:05pm

this dementia is great.I'm I know I'm really lying in bed getting a sponge bath from "that bikini nurse".

Troppo

887 posts

Troppo

WA, 887 posts

18 Feb 2008 12:06pm

oops i think i just pitted myself.

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

18 Feb 2008 3:17pm

This isn't my WAND. Its a WALKING STICK. How the f'k am I gonna get out of THIS??!!.

Susie

837 posts

Susie

SA, 837 posts

18 Feb 2008 5:33pm

Slowly I turned. Step by step. Inch by inch..........Niagara Falls

Revhead

ACT

372 posts

Revhead

ACT, 372 posts

18 Feb 2008 6:15pm

How come he can keep his shoes dry??

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

18 Feb 2008 10:07pm

I'm puttin' on my top hat,
Tyin' up my white tie,
Brushin' off my tails.
I'm dudin' up my shirt front,
Puttin' in the shirt studs,
Polishin' my nails,

aus301

QLD

2039 posts

aus301

QLD, 2039 posts

18 Feb 2008 11:36pm

bah, you whippersnappers with your carbon kite bars, my trusty walking stick does just fine.

crawf

44 posts

crawf

WA, 44 posts

18 Feb 2008 10:43pm

you should have been there love (talking to his cheese an kisses)... It was a cranking bottom turn .... Bloody hip....

Haircut

QLD

6491 posts

Haircut

QLD, 6491 posts

19 Feb 2008 1:16am

this next trick's gonna be UNHOOKED!! ya watchin? ya watchin?

Troppo

887 posts

Troppo

WA, 887 posts

19 Feb 2008 12:22am

shouldda been here yesterday!!

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

19 Feb 2008 8:24am

Bloody hell..It's along time between sets

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

19 Feb 2008 11:29am

Haircut said...

this next trick's gonna be UNHOOKED!! ya watchin? ya watchin?

ha ha ha...

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

19 Feb 2008 12:58pm

Here comes the wind.

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