Seeing his discarded scythe and cloak disappear into the distance, Death thought to himself "Finally, I can get a life".

OH&S policy meant, no more scythes, and no dark clothing.

It was a real problem, but Death made no bones about it.

Death's second job as a crossing guard really wasn't working out well. No one ever seemed to want to stop.

Death was admiring his latest crop circles when a car driven by Petermac and The Doctor came the other way.

Death might have rode in on a horse, but he was no match for a turbo Liberty.

Death was going to take care of some kite lines at Woodies, but he hadn't taken into account the teuros would be driving on the wrong side of the road.

"Guys, guys wait up, its not what you think, its a sickle not a kite bar .....guuyys "

Some wonderfully creative entries, thank you very much.
I thought that was a difficult picture to caption, so you've excelled yourselves.
So many entries I loved:

The papal election was becoming nasty...
Oh Honey, you're right, I think we probably are in Death Valley actually.
"I didn't even eat the Salmon Mousse..."
Who thought texting while driving could help you escape Death?
When the weekend hit, Death liked to leave his work clothes and tools behind and head for the coast
People are dying to get their hands on the new Severne Blade
The nullabor council will no longer be employing nuns to maintain median strips and traffic islands.
Death was going to take care of some kite lines at Woodies, but he hadn't taken into account the euros would be driving on the wrong side of the road.

Stuthepirate nearly won it with:
Helps us Obe-Won Kenobi, you're our only... SH!T

But then FormulaNova weighed in with no less than 12 entries (and a lot of good ones too). Now either he was really bored and there was no wind, OR he has a really good caption picture lined up for us and he's desperate to win so he can post it, so I declare FormulaNova the winner!

nebbian said...

FormulaNova said...
Death was going to take care of some kite lines at Woodies, but he hadn't taken into account the teuros would be driving on the wrong side of the road.

Erm... aren't mirror images... um... reversed?

I'm not sure what you are getting at. With that image, under the assumption it is a passenger looking into a side mirror, Death's hoodie and scythe are on the left hand side of the road (behind the car), which then suggests that the car is driving on the right hand side of the road.

Please don't apply logic to my caption competition entries. They make less sense than anything else I say.

hamburglar said...
Errmm so which one of Nova's tickled your fancy?

Is it the best caption or the most

Just asking is all

I thought she just felt sorry for me, as I had obviously nothing else going for me.

I figure its like the lottery. The more entries you have, the more chance you have of tickling someone's funny bone.

oh tsk tsk Anita, it was hamburglar asking