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Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
1 Mar 2013 11:58pm
Get creative with this one:





elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
2 Mar 2013 7:33am
25 points, got him dead centre
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
2 Mar 2013 10:56am



Since Dave installed his rear view mirror,
he's never looked back.

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
2 Mar 2013 10:02am
Daryll was happily hitchhiking one minute, the next he felt like death warmed up
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23646 posts
WA, 23646 posts
2 Mar 2013 8:24am
The papal election was becoming nasty...
climber
climber
NSW
1125 posts
NSW, 1125 posts
2 Mar 2013 11:46am









"..... Road Kill..."
at a whole new level
KA360
KA360
NSW
803 posts
NSW, 803 posts
2 Mar 2013 12:01pm
Windxtasy said...










Sicklists should keep off the road !
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
2 Mar 2013 12:01pm
Now I can get AIDS!
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
2 Mar 2013 9:27am
Na, couldn't have been us, looks like he's been there for weeks.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
2 Mar 2013 11:39am
I'm telling you officer, I just didn't see him until right at the last second. I mean who the hell wears black riding their scythical.

[Beat me to it KA360]
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
2 Mar 2013 10:14am
Better back up just to make sure we got em, I'd hate to see what ee can do with that scythe
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
2 Mar 2013 1:18pm











da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
2 Mar 2013 1:03pm
Oh Honey, you're right, I think we probably are on in Death Valley actually.
Issa
Issa
355 posts
355 posts
2 Mar 2013 11:10am
We can go bowling now.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
2 Mar 2013 1:29pm


"I didn't even eat the Salmon Mousse..."

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
2 Mar 2013 2:10pm



Helps us Obe-Won Kenobi, you're our only... SH!T
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
2 Mar 2013 3:56pm




you maybe a king

or a little street sweeper

but one day we all

will run into the reaper

(in the end it's all about the attitude)

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
2 Mar 2013 3:26pm
How much is a kid on a bicycle ? Twenty eight points, but ya gotta get both the kid and the bike.

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
2 Mar 2013 6:59pm



Death tried to take out my ex-girlfriend, but unfortunately for him, he had never seen her drive before...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
2 Mar 2013 7:05pm
They hadn't passed a soul all day, then that hitchhiker in black suddenly disappeared...



Things were looking grim.

decrepit
decrepit
WA
12871 posts
WA, 12871 posts
2 Mar 2013 8:28pm
OMG did we just run over Blade Runner, or was it DEATH?
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
2 Mar 2013 11:02pm
Images taken from the on board camera of a South African police car.

The police officers in question were charged with murder and sentenced to Death

...Oh wait.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23646 posts
WA, 23646 posts
2 Mar 2013 9:38pm
Talkback radio segment...

"Bloody young'uns in their hoodies things, walking along looking at their feet...
and they all carry knives nowadays!!!"


FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
3 Mar 2013 2:56pm

Death versus P Plater




FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
3 Mar 2013 4:03pm


Who thought texting while driving could help you escape Death?





terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
3 Mar 2013 6:16pm



Jeremy had to hitch-hike to the party as Roadkill after his Grim Reaper costume proved too convincing.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
3 Mar 2013 7:15pm





Harry had the Invisibility Cloak, The Resurrection Stone and the Elder Wand, but it was the Ford Anglia which dealt the mortal blow.



FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
3 Mar 2013 7:42pm

When the weekend hit, Death liked to leave his work clothes and tools behind and head for the coast





Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
4 Mar 2013 12:49am



People are dying to get their hands on the new Severne Blade
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
4 Mar 2013 8:53am
Waveslave thought it was a mild case of the black dog but looking in the rear view mirror realized it was a bit more serious than that




Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
6 Mar 2013 2:40pm
Some really creative entries here. I love the lateral thinking.
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