click, click - "Lawyers, attend to me now lawyers"

"That one, I want to sue that one next"

"Ms Rinehart, that is the Queen of England, you can't sue her, she owns the rules and is above the law"

"I don't care, sue her now"

"For what do you wish to sue her Ms Rinehart"

"For trying to steal old Lang's Iron, I heard her plotting to steal it all"

"Ms Rinehart, I think the Queen was singing about Old Lang Syne, its a traditional Scottish song sung by many Scottish people"

"Sue the Scots then, sue them all"

"You're not the messiah, you're just a very naughty girl."

"Why,.. thank you your majesty. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."

I will not be surprised if these two ladies strike a deal
Gina just bought this remote island from The Queen for cash or gold..
Do we have a New Queen - Gina The First ! ?

gina: hehehe my country now you .......

Queen: i pissed in your drink

"It gives my husband and I great pleasure and I hope it gives Gina great pleasure too." ........"Buuuurp, where's the feckin vol au vents Queenie"

^^^ looks pretty tidy, can't be a royal

Carantoc said...

No slander, defamation, lies, insinuations or other illegal or immoral comments please. Remember one is the ruler of the nation, the other is the Queen

"Geez you're fatter than my Corgi's gel ....."

7 days so I guess time is up and we should move on before 1,749 indian internet nerds start work in the WA desert searching the NBN for anything that can be sued.

Special mention must go to Mark_A for mentioning Pippa's arse - well no, actually special mention must be made of Pippa's arse

And one was slightly amused by LeStef's topical reference to board seats

But I feel first prize must go to :

"Oh, hello, I loved that bit when you froze Han Solo in carbon"

not because it amused one, but because if Mr No-One wins then surely nobody can get sued

Take it away Mr No-One