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Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7269 posts
23 Jun 2012 10:43pm
No slander, defamation, lies, insinuations or other illegal or immoral comments please. Remember one is the ruler of the nation, the other is the Queen

surferstu
surferstu
1011 posts
surferstu surferstu
1011 posts
23 Jun 2012 11:10pm
Carantoc said...

No slander, defamation, lies, insinuations or other illegal or immoral comments please. Remember one is the ruler of the nation, the other is the Queen




You call THAT a thousand yard stare...?
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
23 Jun 2012 11:19pm
I could eat you as an entree
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
24 Jun 2012 3:00am


You look like you're still suffering from that annus horribilis chook - I can buy you a cream for that.
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
24 Jun 2012 3:10am



Well maam, there's only one difference between what you've got and what I've got. Your's start with an m and mine start with a b.

albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
24 Jun 2012 9:29am


"I hear you've taken up kiting since we last met!"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
24 Jun 2012 9:31am
Wow. I can't believe I'm meeting Dame Edna Everage !
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
PhilSWR PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
24 Jun 2012 9:38am





The reserved smile fooled no-one, as the Queen spots several short golden hairs wedged firmly between her teeth- the corgi mystery was finally solved.

hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
24 Jun 2012 10:07am
"Yes your highness thats right ,after i fill all my mines with foreign workers,
take over Fairfax and send all there jobs off shore while hoodwinking the
Australian public in to loving me in print,thats when i will make my move
to take over the head of state "

"then i will be Queen my pretty haha haha HaHa HAHA HAHAHAHA"








Bone74
Bone74
380 posts
Bone74 Bone74
380 posts
24 Jun 2012 8:58am
That's not a hat. This is a hat
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23648 posts
24 Jun 2012 9:22am
You could be a good match for my Charles. He's a lovely boy but keeps downgrading his wimmin

theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
24 Jun 2012 11:37am


"one has heard the term, lip stick on a pig, before..

But surely this must be the first time one has actually seen lip stick, a hat and pearls on a pig..."

"thank ya ma'am but me names geeena not shirley, and I just ate a frikken baby.."

da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
da vecta da vecta
QLD, 2515 posts
24 Jun 2012 11:40am
Yes, you're wealthy but you're still only a convict.
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
24 Jun 2012 2:00pm
"Wheres the fashion police when you need them" said Lizzy
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
24 Jun 2012 1:48pm



So Lizzy, i'm using your company's model.
Firstly i'll claim some land of some poor unsuspecting indigenous population.
Secondly i'll use cheap imported labour to do all the hard work for me - 1700 roughly.
Then i'll use propaganda techniques to to ensure the masses that this is exactly what they need.

Then i'll have my own empire and crush the rebelion scum.

mmmmwwwwhahahahahaha
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23648 posts
24 Jun 2012 12:49pm
After seeing the white dress that made Pippa Middleton's arse so famous at the Royal wedding, Gina thought she'd give it a bash too

Mux
Mux
QLD
226 posts
Mux Mux
QLD, 226 posts
24 Jun 2012 3:56pm
Your hat looks like a cake, hmm CAKE
jamdfingr
jamdfingr
QLD
663 posts
jamdfingr jamdfingr
QLD, 663 posts
24 Jun 2012 6:50pm
Gina doesn't discriminate which foreigners she hires, so long as theyre not Australians!
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
24 Jun 2012 7:18pm


PPPpppRRAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrttt!!
PWheeww! That black caviar was a good choice.
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
24 Jun 2012 11:43pm





"Oh, hello, I loved that bit when you froze Han Solo in carbon"
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
24 Jun 2012 11:55pm
"Hello your majesty, yes, I'm still saving up for a male prostitute but still don't have enough to pay one"
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
Dawn Patrol Dawn Patrol
WA, 1991 posts
25 Jun 2012 12:12am
Queen: "I see she really is worth her weight in gold"
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
Chris6791 Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
25 Jun 2012 2:39pm
"Does my arse look big in this?"
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
Chris6791 Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
26 Jun 2012 5:38pm
"It's so wonderful to meet you again so soon Gina."




Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
26 Jun 2012 7:59pm



"turn around and stop mooning me while I address you, peasant..."
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
26 Jun 2012 8:01pm
the origins of the expression, ugly as a hat full of @rseholes
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
26 Jun 2012 8:02pm


"My dear Gina, you must definitely meet up Clive Palmer, you'd make such a lovely couple!"
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7269 posts
26 Jun 2012 7:19pm
Is that one's Royal marquee ?

No ma'am, I am pleased to present Ms Rinehart
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7269 posts
26 Jun 2012 7:20pm
Kids eh ? Who'd have 'em
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7269 posts
26 Jun 2012 7:22pm
Being new to the area the Lady in Red had been invited to Ascot to see some old nags face off against each other.

"So, can I place 10 pounds on the one in white ?" she enquired
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7269 posts
26 Jun 2012 7:25pm
"Glad to meet you your Highness. You know, I'd always thought you would be bigger"

"I am always glad to meet with notable people from the colonies, but I'd never imagine anyone was that big"
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