Birth of a cabbage patch kid, I was going to say a vegetable but that would be inappropriate, so I won't.

"Well done son! We'll push that Dusta right back into the hole he came out of!"

dusta said...

it's ok son , being a windsurfer i understand you can draw silly little yellow pants but can't handle a little harmless jab back . ....

Following the storms in Rockingham Chris and Chris jnr, franchisees of Jim's Hangi Service, reported a 300% increase in business

frantic blues supporters sacrifice children to help win the third state of origin!

A halfling searches middle earth for "The Precious".

Whenever I misbehaved, my father would bury me. It was only up to my middle, but you get dizzy when all the blood rushes to your head.

Some good ones have come through, I'll call it tomorrow.

Thanks Chris,
ask your friend to send us some photos when he tries it on his farm !

Windxtasy said...

So what was really happening in the photo?

Umm, not sure if I should tell Anita, anyone work for child services on here???

I was helping a mate dig a hole for a patio post, from memory we needed the hole an inch or two deeper than the shovel could scoop out so one of the kids got that last scoop out with an ice-cream container. I think we were too lazy to get the hacksaw or a longer shovel and Lachie was the perfect size, his little sister was too little, her hands were too small to scoop the dirt out .

A message from the anonymous parent in the photo

Hey Chris, good choice for winner and for the exact right reason. We are currently building a cannon to attempt such a world record. Ha ha. Some excellent captions. Everyone would be happy to know Lachlan has grown up and he now lowers me down the hole.

I like Mark_Australia:

I said NO you can't play with Granddad.
We've dug him up twice today already, get out of the grave and do your homework.

Very clever Bender:

Some of Hardies counciling treatments were a bit out there but he got results much to his industry peers surprise.

But my favourite of all is:

PhilSWR:

Whilst deemed inhumane and shunned by child protection services, the human jackhammer has proved surprisingly effective and popular. This model, the Little Timmy 200, is a firm favourite with many owner-builders on a budget. For harder, more compact ground, you may need a teenager or more robust child.

It reminds me of Tim Allen on Tool Time revealing a new digging tool.