Space cadet basic training.
Anal Probes 101
In the event that other life forms are encountered during travel in deep space, the well trained space traveller must be able to beam up said life form and efficiently perform an anal probe.
No one knows why.
It just seems to be the tradition
"Once you've perfected the technique Igor, you will have to do it with the gloves off."
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aaahhhh crackin up here. (another pun. hey this is good coffee.)
