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Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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6 Sep 2011 5:03pm


Not the time for trying finger-less gloves
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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WA, 4019 posts
6 Sep 2011 5:05pm



... and there was another vet student who spent his glove money on beer, and ended up with a green arm for the rest of the day...
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
6 Sep 2011 8:15pm


Kids, stay in school
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
6 Sep 2011 10:54pm
Stinky was the puppet that never made it to Sesame Street.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
7 Sep 2011 12:05am



note to self:
-when the Year 10 teacher says "to avoid disappointment, get your work experience preference sheets back early"....
.....it's probably worth paying attention.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
6 Sep 2011 11:57pm


Oh,..So this is why they call us Cowpokes.

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
7 Sep 2011 10:20am


Aaaah, those were the days... warming up your frozen fingers inside a steaming hot cow on a winter's morning. Looxury!

Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
7 Sep 2011 2:15pm

...it was at this point that Lucretia started to worry about the cow suit Boris had bought her to celebrate their anniversary...


hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
7 Sep 2011 8:01pm
"yo yo yo seet me dissin yo momma feather mucka" "word"





Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
7 Sep 2011 11:02pm
"now Boris I am not understanding already,...I must dress in all this plastic clothing...and now you want me to immerse in this tub of fat?..."


Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
8 Sep 2011 10:06pm


In one fell swoop Dr Lucretia had successfully treated Boris' Automysophobia and Coprastasophobia, now she wondered if his debilitating Oneirogmophobia could treated in exactly the same manner...
greenleader
greenleader
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5283 posts
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8 Sep 2011 11:54pm
it was at this exact moment that axl rose came up with the lyrics to welcome to the jungle.



MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
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VIC, 1509 posts
9 Sep 2011 5:07pm
Pregnancy rates were well down the year Boris' artificial insemination notes got mixed up with his Greek contraception notes.
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
11 Sep 2011 5:57am
"Many gangsta say they is badass. This Ygevney however, he is most credible badass gangsta".

Much respec'.
DrJ
DrJ
ACT
481 posts
DrJ DrJ
ACT, 481 posts
11 Sep 2011 1:19pm
"this cow had some differing opinions to me" Greg said

" but now he agrees ! "
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
11 Sep 2011 5:27pm


Space cadet basic training.

Anal Probes 101
In the event that other life forms are encountered during travel in deep space, the well trained space traveller must be able to beam up said life form and efficiently perform an anal probe.
No one knows why.
It just seems to be the tradition

"Once you've perfected the technique Igor, you will have to do it with the gloves off."

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
11 Sep 2011 9:30pm
greenleader said...

it was at this exact moment that axl rose came up with the lyrics to welcome to the jungle.




It was what happened 2 milliseconds later that enabled him to hit such high notes.....
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
NSW, 1601 posts
12 Sep 2011 10:38am
Well it is literally a toss of the coin for me between one of Windxtasy's many funny posts and Sausage's one about the finger pokin through the paper (we've all been there )
It is a tails and so the winner is 'SAUSAGE'.

Over to you mate
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
12 Sep 2011 11:27am
sick_em_rex said...

Well it is literally a toss of the coin for me between one of Windxtasy's many funny posts...


Hey, that was just me reminiscing. I'm a vet!

(and the other student actually spent his glove money on a print of a Van Gogh painting, not beer!)
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
12 Sep 2011 3:41pm


Hey! This ones got teeth in there. Look! It's taken half my fingers off!

{edit} a late entry. Excuse the pun.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
12 Sep 2011 3:45pm
Hey I just thought of another one ,..


Yep. The stock market has definitely turned to sh!t.

aaahhhh crackin up here. (another pun. hey this is good coffee.)
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
12 Sep 2011 3:47pm


Drat! wouldn't ya know it. I need to pick my nose.

pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
12 Sep 2011 3:49pm



Cop a wiff of this. The steaks are really high.. (another pun)

sorry. tooooo much cooffffeeeeeeeee.

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
13 Sep 2011 1:22pm
Yoo hoo! Sausage! Next caption pic please!
elmo
elmo
WA
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13 Sep 2011 1:34pm
Windxtasy said...

Yoo hoo! Sausage! Next caption pic please!


He's out playing "Hide the.."
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
15 Sep 2011 8:42am
elmo said...

Windxtasy said...

Yoo hoo! Sausage! Next caption pic please!


He's out playing "Hide the.."


"SAUSAGE !!!"
barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
WA, 2960 posts
15 Sep 2011 10:57am


The dyeing process for Polka Dot Boardies was just as effective on hats and gloves..

(bit late, lol)
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Sep 2011 7:19pm
sick_em_rex said...

Well it is literally a toss of the coin for me between one of Windxtasy's many funny posts and Sausage's one about the finger pokin through the paper (we've all been there )
It is a tails and so the winner is 'SAUSAGE'.

Over to you mate


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
16 Sep 2011 5:25pm
Sausage has disappeared, I say we give it to Windxtasy
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
16 Sep 2011 5:25pm
Anybody post a new one and make it 199 and a 1/2. First in has it.
If sausage returns from the moon and replies with an entry then he automatically wins, otherwise just carry on.


edit] beaten by a millisecond!
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