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barn

2960 posts

barn

WA, 2960 posts

31 Oct 2011 2:40pm

albers

NSW

1739 posts

albers

NSW, 1739 posts

31 Oct 2011 6:00pm

Every year it becomes even harder to round up the perfect frauleins to service the beer halls for Octoberfest

doggie

15849 posts

doggie

WA, 15849 posts

31 Oct 2011 3:03pm

^^ Bugger! They are all scratched up now

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

Stuthepirate

SA, 3591 posts

31 Oct 2011 5:37pm

"SCHNELL!" the quicker we get them chained up the quicker we can recycle the scrap metal from this tank to make kitchen sinks

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

Waterloo

QLD, 1497 posts

31 Oct 2011 5:25pm

31 October 2013

At a joint press conference today PM Tony Abbott and QANTAS CEO Alan Joyce hail the success of Work Choices in quickly resolving the air hosties dispute.....

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

31 Oct 2011 3:34pm

I want a hood ornament just like a Rolls Royce

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

31 Oct 2011 3:35pm

It's the only way to get the girls to go to a Kite Comp

BulldogPup

6657 posts

BulldogPup

6657 posts

31 Oct 2011 4:36pm

"****zenhousen Helga - I think our big (.Y.)'s are kaput"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

31 Oct 2011 7:12pm

Rene needed new waitresses at his cafe. His German friends were happy to help.

DrJ

ACT

481 posts

DrJ

ACT, 481 posts

31 Oct 2011 8:32pm

barn said...

"WTF?"

Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

Mobydisc

NSW, 9029 posts

31 Oct 2011 8:56pm

First bloke by the tank to the second bloke by the tank.

"They don't look Jewish to me"

Mark _australia

23651 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23651 posts

31 Oct 2011 6:47pm

Auditions for the latest stupid reality TV show...

"Rural Farmer Conscripted Into The German Army Wants a Wife Who Has Already Lost Weight On The Biggest Loser and Then Been In Beauty and The Geek"

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

Waterloo

QLD, 1497 posts

31 Oct 2011 10:11pm

Careful Hans, I have zee uneasy feeling zis could be a booby trap....

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

31 Oct 2011 11:13pm

The Third Reich had no idea how the bazookas were being smuggled into the P.O.W. camps.

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

31 Oct 2011 11:16pm

Volunteer numbers skyrocketed the day the "Action From the Front Line" photos were released.

Carantoc

7269 posts

Carantoc

WA, 7269 posts

31 Oct 2011 8:43pm

I do not care Hans, zey have given me ze red thumbs, zey must be punished

Carantoc

7269 posts

Carantoc

WA, 7269 posts

31 Oct 2011 8:44pm

Ah zat is good Fritz, looks like we do not have to rely on Tommy Tank tonight.

Chris6791

3271 posts

Chris6791

WA, 3271 posts

31 Oct 2011 8:58pm

"These Euros wouldn't know what to do with us even if we had instructions tattoed on our..."

Mark _australia

23651 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23651 posts

31 Oct 2011 9:49pm

Achtung!!! Vee said NOT in between zee flags in swimming area!!!!

(Is is just me or does the blonde look like a cross between Jessica Marais and Samara Weaving? Oh geez.....

)

FormulaNova

15100 posts

FormulaNova

WA, 15100 posts

1 Nov 2011 5:25am

Finally Hitler realised that the secret to defeating the Allies was not guns and ammunition, but push up bras and low cut tops.

FormulaNova

15100 posts

FormulaNova

WA, 15100 posts

1 Nov 2011 5:27am

Fuel rationing in WWII resulted in some of the soldiers harnessing 'bimbo power'. They could pull a tank all day, but unfortunately they would often wander off in different directions.

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

hamburglar

ACT, 2174 posts

2 Nov 2011 2:35pm

DrJ said...

barn said...

"WTF?"

+1
what would jebus say?

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

Stuthepirate

SA, 3591 posts

2 Nov 2011 11:21pm

With the capture of the brunette, finally Rich Oberg's Collection was complete

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

3 Nov 2011 1:28am

the last groupies of dads army were informed that all the actors were queers!

P.C_simpson

1492 posts

P.C_simpson

WA, 1492 posts

2 Nov 2011 11:49pm

Hans, don't foget to leave enough slack so they can get to the bedroom.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

Waterloo

QLD, 1497 posts

3 Nov 2011 5:53pm

armed with a lethal strain of Gonorrhea, the ladies from Battalion 69, 1st Mounted Division, codename IUD, formed an impregnable defense on the Western Front....

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

3 Nov 2011 9:15pm

.....and thus, the "Tank Top" was named.

Haircut

QLD

6491 posts

Haircut

QLD, 6491 posts

3 Nov 2011 10:51pm

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

Waterloo

QLD, 1497 posts

4 Nov 2011 12:06am

it was his penchant for desert vixen's that earned Rommel the title Desert Fox...

Carantoc

7269 posts

Carantoc

WA, 7269 posts

4 Nov 2011 2:37pm

Now we have them Fritz, what do we do with them ?

I don't know Marx, maybe we need to check out the 'Equipment tips and settings forum' for some handy hints

Good idea Fritz

Darn it Marx, there isn't one

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

Al Planet

TAS, 1548 posts

4 Nov 2011 6:48pm

barn said...

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