obct would love this throne room !!

Plus all the functionality to wash ya bum !! Blow dry, adjust the spray strength, adjust direction... A little forward, or a little back !!
Heated seats...

Scotty88 said...
Would I question my sexuality ?

Maybe take it as a sign that you should import them and sell them down your way - should be strong demand.

smh said...

I don't know about the dry button on that machine. Those hand dryers are useless so how would one of those be on your arse ?

Look we do not want Simondo the demo one now do we,you know he would post pictures.

SP said...

^ maybe he could get some nice Japanese lady to demo it.

What is the white ball on the sink ?

Golf practice mate they love their golf

In this the United Nations Year of Sanitation, Simondo has been invited by The Greenroom to host an international travel show with a difference. SIMONDO's WORLD follows sea breeze's favourite contributor on a sightseeing tour you won't find in any travel guide. Simondo scours Japan for wonderful, bizarre, intriguing and often downright ridiculous examples of toilet technology and the people connected to them.

SIMONDO'S WORLD is a uniquely engaging, informative and entertaining celebration of humanity – told with honesty, respect and heart – via one of the most basic but least talked about aspects of human life – “taking care of business.”

One forgot her panties

weiry said...

i would love one of them bum washers to have at home, because i always get funny looks when i go down to the park and use the Bubblers

Hahaha

This forum has turned into sh-t

weiry said...

Whats with the shoes being all the same, dont tell me they make you wear one style of shoe, WTF if they hurt your feet, funny people those jap's[}:)]

yeah - the shoes and uniforms are the same but not those other things aren't - whats up with that?

laceys lane said...

some Japanese ladies loos have automatic music so no one can hear them_________

what if you have a hairy freckle, can you put it on Gerni mode

It probably would need to have a high pressure mode if you want it really get those dingleberries cleaned off

Edit

For those unsure of what a dingleberry is. the following definition is from the urban dictionary.



"A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts."

obct said...

It probably would need to have a high pressure mode if you want it really get those dingleberries cleaned off

Edit

For those unsure of what a dingleberry is. the following definition is from the urban dictionary.



"A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts."

and they farken twang too the bastards , must be all the furr round me olde starfish

Carefull...

Here's the toilet bowl video on You Tube !!























Just kidding.... some Yokohama Jazz.
I filmed this last night.
When it get's a little bit shakey, that's me reaching over for my beer (not in video frame!)

Oh ok , well they save on tree cutting thats gotta be good but what happens if you've got a "sticky date pudding poo" mate I'd still be tempted to have a box of tissues at hand just in case I'm off to the little lady's place afterwards , that would be embarassing eh .... then again a shower would fix that I spose!
Cheers for the update Simo