The 2013 Greenroom Awards - and the nominees are?

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wavelength
wavelength
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29 Dec 2013 4:45pm
Worth doing? Whaddya reckon? Any (be nice!) nominees?

A couple of suggested categories . . . Open Men's Champion, Rookie of the Year, Quote of the year (I kinda liked TB's "It's Christmas for Christ's sake" from a week or two ago ) , Frother of the year . . .????????


One certainty with the bookies: Comeback of the year: Lacey.
62mac
62mac
WA
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29 Dec 2013 4:54pm
Yes Lacey wins that one.

Frother Pup

Best board art Vanders

Best sh1t stirrer Chrsipy

Best video Vanders and Teacake because they were the only 2 out of 3 posted

Best second coming Scotty

Best board reviews Simondo

Best level header Wavelength

Rookie of the year Teacake because he is refreshing and way younger than us lot
wavelength
wavelength
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29 Dec 2013 5:01pm
62mac said..
Yes Lacey wins that one.Frother Pup

Best board art Vanders

Best sh1t stirrer Chrsipy

Best video Vanders and Teacake because they were the only 2 out of 3 posted

Best second coming Scotty

Best board reviews Simondo

Best level header Wavelength

Rookie of the year Teacake because he is refreshing and way younger than us lot


That ^^^^^ is all gold. (glad level was the choice of adjectives there ) I had Scotty pencilled in as most improved. And i guess KiteGirl wins almost all the women's divisions.
62mac
62mac
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29 Dec 2013 5:04pm
Tie for most ding repair visits,Blair and Vanders on a count back Blair wins.
laceys lane
laceys lane
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19804 posts
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29 Dec 2013 7:12pm
i feel one major award has flown under the radar a bit haha. well a lot really



the most long boards for the year is __________, is it asea or mac.



we need a count back please
chrispy
chrispy
WA
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29 Dec 2013 5:55pm
Good stuff wavelength...
Lacey, Asea wins most boards by a long shot....most new boards,or boards bought for pure boardrotica goes straight to mac.

Frother definitely pupwana hands/paws down



Best vid to do with surfing goes straight to Vanders for his glassing edit,that was just ****ing crazy good

Best surfing vids goes to SP,followed closely by malo

Best non surfing vids goes straight to Weiry,also receives the lance Armstrong award for drugs in cycling....please put up the mother****ing bike song please

Best replies to ones own post goes to the grom man simondo. He also gets best board review

Best meltdowns goes to me

Biggiest cock smoker with nothing to contribute except being a cock smoker goes to doggie

Best shaper and surfing extraordinaire to provide us with pure board porn goes to Goddard

Best.......

62mac
62mac
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29 Dec 2013 5:59pm
Funny as Chrispy .the simondo one was a classic
laceys lane
laceys lane
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29 Dec 2013 8:39pm
62mac said..

Funny as Chrispy .the simondo one was a classic



i bet he's working out the percentage of self answering posts he's made this year, last year and the combine total
wavelength
wavelength
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29 Dec 2013 6:51pm
chrispy said..
Good stuff wavelength...

Lacey, Asea wins most boards by a long shot....most new boards,or boards bought for pure boardrotica goes straight to mac.

Frother definitely pupwana hands/paws down

Best vid to do with surfing goes straight to Vanders for his glassing edit,that was just ****ing crazy good

Best surfing vids goes to SP,followed closely by malo

Best non surfing vids goes straight to Weiry,also receives the lance Armstrong award for drugs in cycling....please put up the mother****ing bike song please

Best replies to ones own post goes to the grom man simondo. He also gets best board review

Best meltdowns goes to me

Biggiest cock smoker with nothing to contribute except being a cock smoker goes to doggie

Best shaper and surfing extraordinaire to provide us with pure board porn goes to Goddard

Best.......


SOLID FARKEN GOOOOOOLD!!!!!! And amen to the Pupwana call.
jasdeking
jasdeking
QLD
1820 posts
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29 Dec 2013 9:24pm
none of you do **** and deserve **** and thats the **** bitches
















do i get 2nd biggest **** stirrer ?


thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
29 Dec 2013 7:29pm
jasdeking said..

none of you do **** and deserve **** and thats the **** bitches
















do i get 2nd biggest **** stirrer ?




I think deKing deserves the most erotic board of the year gong with the V12 mister Vanders ...... too close to call
weiry
weiry
QLD
5396 posts
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29 Dec 2013 9:48pm
the macgyver award .... obit

helping Bob Mct spend months in indo award .... Mac

the biggest loser award .... scotty

yep the biggest cocksmoker award.... Doggie

Pup gets the most behaved award... whats that pup 12 months without a porn post...you little champ it must be killing you.

TB gets longest thread award.. and best feel-good thread.

SP gets the ....just stop it boys award and best surf video.

Ted gets the ashes award....... for not having a clue about cricket.

also ted gets best longroom shaper award.

gone missing in action award.....Boofy & Daneli.

most technical bullsh!t post goes to cuttlefish.

Lacey you have already won everything.

best clash award chrispy V biggspazz.

biggest dummy spit...that tracks collector.

chrispy gets for another year the best sh!t stirrer.











Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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14256 posts
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30 Dec 2013 12:59am
A few thoughts on this super thread idea

Jas gets the "Mark Waugh" award - inspired by SP - for having the second nicest board in his family

The "Buddha" award goes to Chrispy who always speaks his mind n long May it continue disclaimer I have spent the last three days examining Buddhist ruins

???If you propose to speak, always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind.??? ~Buddha

The " disappearance award # 2 " goes to Tassie Devil - clearly lost in the 666 world and too embarrassed by it - do not worry TD others have been down this road before you. I know you are out there MR also comes in a close second - although he was away for a decent chunk of the year legitimately

The "best potential to contribute more" award goes to SA for his late but much enjoyed arrival to the greenroom. His posts, pics n videos have been much enjoyed by me and I am sure many others. Rumour has it has has brought more boards than LL, Mac n Asea in the last year DJ comes in second. Although he not really a long boarder he does his best to share the joys when it's comes his way. Anyway he is SB legend and I like his contributions.

The " make me spit my beer out all over my keyboard" award goes to obct once more with Weiry a close second after catching me napping a few times. I now make sure I never have a drink of anything near my connection device before viewing their posts

The "informative n knowledge sharing" award goes to Simondo for reasons previously mentioned

The "pimp my ride" award goes to.......no guesses here.....Mac for his unadulterated love of the McT n Bob. Simondo runs a close second. We love to abuse them for this but secretly we love it . Chrispy should also get a mention here but his love of SDR seems to be on a more professional level ...at the moment. DJ would get it for the broader breeze community

The "all things beauty" award goes to RG for his timeless creations that I ogle over every time I see pics of his creations posted here. Pup comes in second as he loves all things RG and all things beautiful

Tux gets my award for "services to the backyarder" have loved his contribution to the board making space...even if he is a little light on pics. Definitely room for improvement

Vanders gets my "services to glassing"award, "best post" award and "most inspiring" award for his video of the lady of many colours vid. Everyone I have sent that too has enjoyed it immensely as well. Hats off.

I also I strongly support TB, SP, Scotty and Teacake's awards. Much deserved.



NewScotty
NewScotty
2350 posts
2350 posts
30 Dec 2013 5:14am
The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.
Simondo
Simondo
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30 Dec 2013 8:45am
NewScotty said..

The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.


Haha!


Mac & Ted - pretty damn close to the mark!
Sums up a good year!
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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14256 posts
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30 Dec 2013 9:25am
NewScotty said..

The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.


Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!

Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league
SP
SP
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SP SP
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30 Dec 2013 7:27am
Haahahaha, this thread is gold...

Best invention.. Gizzie's roof rack..
laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
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30 Dec 2013 10:19am
the 'i hate red thumbs, i got angry,i posted and i deleted award' - mac


the 'stir the aussies up award'- ted. tho the wheels fell off a bit with his ashes call
NewScotty
NewScotty
2350 posts
2350 posts
30 Dec 2013 10:32am
Ted the Kiwi said..

NewScotty said..

The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.


Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!

Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league


For a kiwi who lives in Australia,supports the poms in cricket, lives in NSW and supports QLD in Origin you are a good bloke Ted.
Teacake
Teacake
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30 Dec 2013 3:32pm
NewScotty said..

Ted the Kiwi said..

NewScotty said..

The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.


Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!

Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league


For a kiwi who lives in Australia,supports the poms in cricket, lives in NSW and supports QLD in Origin you are a good bloke Ted.


Ted, your sporting alliances are effed! Can't say I care for rugby but cricket.

Who the f*** goes for the poms? They came to Australia, and at the moment it seems like it was 4 nothing!

Oh wait, it is! Haha! I am hilarious.

Tom.

weiry
weiry
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30 Dec 2013 2:43pm
Teacake said...
NewScotty said..

Ted the Kiwi said..

NewScotty said..

The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.


Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!

Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league


For a kiwi who lives in Australia,supports the poms in cricket, lives in NSW and supports QLD in Origin you are a good bloke Ted.


Ted, your sporting alliances are effed! Can't say I care for rugby but cricket.

Who the f*** goes for the poms? They came to Australia, and at the moment it seems like it was 4 nothing!

Oh wait, it is! Haha! I am hilarious.

Tom.




Kiwi bashing is nearly as good as pom bashing then followed by tassie bashing
chrispy
chrispy
WA
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30 Dec 2013 1:04pm
NewScotty said...
Ted the Kiwi said..

NewScotty said..

The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.


Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!

Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league


For a kiwi who lives in Australia,supports the poms in cricket, lives in NSW and supports QLD in Origin you are a good bloke Ted.



Oh no.Scotty....the real kicker is that he follows manly...ted is out just to.cause trouble and be hated by others....Ted the kiwi sums it up I guess



vanders1
vanders1
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30 Dec 2013 7:15pm
^^^ That pic's GOLD mate!!!!

Cheers for the nomination fellas.

OBCT takes my award for the funniest pi$$ take posts, they always crack me up & he's even funnier in person!!!




laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
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30 Dec 2013 8:54pm
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not that they ever happen
chrispy
chrispy
WA
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30 Dec 2013 6:57pm
laceys lane said...
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen


We'll you are the one usually handing out these imaginary Shin digs
laceys lane
laceys lane
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19804 posts
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30 Dec 2013 9:04pm
chrispy said..

laceys lane said...
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen


We'll you are the one usually handing out these imaginary Shin digs


no way, mac usually starts these things, then you start talking strippers, kegs, rubber gloves, snakes and stuff. about then is when mac goes back in his shell

i miss those days
NewScotty
NewScotty
2350 posts
2350 posts
30 Dec 2013 7:04pm
laceys lane said...
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen


Is a shin dig a pi55 up ?
Just to clarify.
Btw Lace, stoked you are ok after your HA.
It just wasn't your time brother.
I recall a guy called Peter Lacey from Surfers surf club who died of a heart attack about 8-10 years ago. This guy was 50 years old and by all accounts one of the fittest guys on the Goldy - any age.
Hope you bought a lottery ticket.
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
30 Dec 2013 7:06pm
laceys lane said..

chrispy said..

laceys lane said...
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen


We'll you are the one usually handing out these imaginary Shin digs


no way, mac usually starts these things, then you start talking strippers, kegs, rubber gloves, snakes and stuff. about then is when mac goes back in his shell

i miss those days


mmmmmm snakes , jelly Beans , beer , Asea's horde of smoking hot Goldie Gals and rubbery fings
NewScotty
NewScotty
2350 posts
2350 posts
30 Dec 2013 7:16pm
thePup said..

laceys lane said..

chrispy said..

laceys lane said...
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen


We'll you are the one usually handing out these imaginary Shin digs


no way, mac usually starts these things, then you start talking strippers, kegs, rubber gloves, snakes and stuff. about then is when mac goes back in his shell

i miss those days


mmmmmm snakes , jelly Beans , beer , Asea's horde of smoking hot Goldie Gals and rubbery fings


And rubber gloves according to chrispy
How the fark are you Pup ?
You WA legend you
laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
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30 Dec 2013 9:17pm
NewScotty said..

laceys lane said...
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen


Is a shin dig a pi55 up ?
Just to clarify.
Btw Lace, stoked you are ok after your HA.
It just wasn't your time brother.
I recall a guy called Peter Lacey from Surfers surf club who died of a heart attack about 8-10 years ago. This guy was 50 years old and by all accounts one of the fittest guys on the Goldy - any age.
Hope you bought a lottery ticket.



thx's yeah amazing turn of events that day. i should tell simondo the whole story one day and he would be able to give the odds of me surviving i reckon
NewScotty
NewScotty
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2350 posts
30 Dec 2013 7:19pm
wavelength said..

Couple more nominations:
The Wind Beneath My Wings Award/Open Women's Longboarding Champ: Mrs (or is that Ms?) Jasdeking
The May I be Frank with you for a Moment Please Award: Chrispy
The Most Likely to Surf At Dawn Regardless of Conditions Inspiration Award: Towball
The Least Likely to Mention Surfing But Good Value Anyway Award: Scotty
The Person Most Likely to Have Actually Done a Decent Re-Entry This Year: Ted
The Most Stoked Bloke Furthest from The Surf: McHenry (Also the Noun That Became a Verb Award).
The Engine Room Award (The Brad Haddin of Longboarding) (Just sating that so he'll organise next year's Christmas Party ) : Mac


Not wrong WL, I must admit I am def the least chance of mentioning the surf or v bottoms or pin tails,etc.
I'll get back out there one day.
As a grom I used to surf 3 times a day and my last real surf was G-Land circa 95.
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