SP said...They look like something Chrispy woulda sold to someone to stick up there arse

Having said that,if I could get a meyerhoff to have a go on I would but I'd definitely do it somewhere where I wouldn't be seen.

I read a review on them they reckon because of the cut in shape they create a fair bit of splash / drag so no good in small waves but great in stuff over 3 foot.
I reckon he has modeled them on a vaginal speculum . Not that that is a bad thing . Wouldn't mind converting to Buddhism and coming back as a vaginal speculum in the next life. Now that would be a tough gig .
Talking of vaginas any of you been to The Mona Art Gallery in Hobart ? He has 120 plaster moulds of real life vaginas hanging on the wall . Interesting viewing, fat ones , skinny ones , tight ones , floppy ones , furry ones , bald ones. .