Those sales assistants in Rebel and such when they smile and ask "how are you today', they don't really care but i tell 'em about my gastric complaints anyway.(Wife won't shop with me)

pete53 said...

Those sales assistants in Rebel and such when they smile and ask "how are you today', they don't really care but i tell 'em about my gastric complaints anyway.(Wife won't shop with me)

I might use that if you dont mind

chrispychru said...

just flicked the box on.....judge judy,now that thing just needs numerous bitch slaps

She would like it I recon

The host of IFish. Paul worsesmelling or something like that..

SP said...

The host of IFish. Paul worsesmelling or something like that..

I would love to belt him

I'd like to slap Paul Worsesmelling in the chops with a gurnard. Let's see him make one of his stupid smartarse comments then.

That fugging nail sticking outa the deck I just trod on

slainte said...

That fugging nail sticking outa the deck I just trod on

Take one spoon full of cement slainte and harden the F*** up

SP said...

The host of IFish. Paul worsesmelling or something like that..

Yes definately. I love fishing but I can't cop his stupid giggle.

tim baker, sick of ####wits exposing our waves for cash

Justin Bieber... Snap kick to the forehead... Twice

Dr Phil, Wayne Rooney

chrispychru said...

its cool i just punched myself

Like this ?

62mac said...

Me sound asleep and at 1 am my 19 year old son came and woke me, he heard the side gate open and foot steps,we armed up and rushed out the back,nobody kicking around,get home from work and a side window has been worked over.

The guy down the road said there's been a few of late.

That SUCKS
Mac, hope the little scum sucking rentboy doesn't come back.
Nothing pisses me off more than some asshole breaking into your house and taking what's yours.
If these little turds want something, get a bloody job!
If the little piss ant does come back and you catch him, this is what you do IMO.
Zip tie/ tape him up to a chair in the shed, ring the boys, put on a crap load of piss and a barbie and let nature take its course
I would be glad to drive the 2 hours down to help.
And if you ever do get caught you just use the same excuse these little cum stain's use when they get caught. ( I was to drunk and don't remember )

Besides that I'd like to punch the dick winders that invented the crap they call reality TV...

weiry said...

Locky24 said...

62mac said...

Me sound asleep and at 1 am my 19 year old son came and woke me, he heard the side gate open and foot steps,we armed up and rushed out the back,nobody kicking around,get home from work and a side window has been worked over.

The guy down the road said there's been a few of late.

That SUCKS
Mac, hope the little scum sucking rentboy doesn't come back.
Nothing pisses me off more than some asshole breaking into your house and taking what's yours.
If these little turds want something, get a bloody job!
If the little piss ant does come back and you catch him, this is what you do IMO.
Zip tie/ tape him up to a chair in the shed, ring the boys, put on a crap load of piss and a barbie and let nature take its course
I would be glad to drive the 2 hours down to help.
And if you ever do get caught you just use the same excuse these little cum stain's use when they get caught. ( I was to drunk and don't remember )

Besides that I'd like to punch the dick winders that invented the crap they call reality TV...

Locky dont forget the cattle prodder, hours of fun with no marks then ring the law

Mate the whole works, pliers, bamboo up the finger nails, phone books, the ice slurry from the esky. Hours of fun alright.
Stuff ringing the law, they are on the little turds side. Just dump him at the local food court or train station so all his little dole blugger mates get the message also
By the time youv'e finished with him he'll want to die