Victoria - Nanny state gone mad?

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Leroy13
Leroy13
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1174 posts
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29 Jan 2012 8:53pm
I kept on getting hassled paddling on the Maribyrnong. Always by the same rotund ranger dude from Parks and Gardens . They can't fine you, just try and tell you their interpretation, which as DJ said they and the Cops aren't clear on. Basically on the rivers you can't SUP without a PFD around the ships/commercial boating areas.
When on the bay and you were as close to shore as you say, I would have have asked him for his name and identification number and let him know that you were going to report him, as he obviously doesn't understand the laws.
You can still report him as he should have it logged in his daily report, but is it worth the hassle? As PT has suggested, I used to just say sorry and keep on paddling. If you go paddling after 3.00pm in the afternoon or before 9.00 am in the morning they are still too busy having their cups of coffee, or a quiet beer. It's basically a power trip because of the uniform.
After three and a half years I've found the cops won't bother you as they have enough idiots on Jet Skis and illegal fisherpersons to deal with. Always a good idea to wear your leg rope so you can argue that your board is your PFD if they do pull you over but I've actually paddled past them on 3 or 4 occassions without a PFD and haven't even been talked to.
PTWoody
PTWoody
VIC
3982 posts
VIC, 3982 posts
29 Jan 2012 11:57pm
maxeaus said...

I had quite a fun day yesterday, i paddle boarded out at Terrigal with out a PDF then i went out fishing with my mate through the channel at Ettalong in our 4.5 metre boat without a PDF on all day.

If this was Victoria i would have to be wearing a PDF the entire time.

Makes no sense whatsoever.

I assume people in Victoria are not as bright as us or something and need protecting from themselves.


We might be dumb in Victoria but at least we don't wear computer files in the hope that they'll save our lives.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pdf
HumanCartoon
HumanCartoon
VIC
2098 posts
VIC, 2098 posts
30 Jan 2012 12:01am
PTWoody said...

maxeaus said...

I had quite a fun day yesterday, i paddle boarded out at Terrigal with out a PDF then i went out fishing with my mate through the channel at Ettalong in our 4.5 metre boat without a PDF on all day.

If this was Victoria i would have to be wearing a PDF the entire time.

Makes no sense whatsoever.

I assume people in Victoria are not as bright as us or something and need protecting from themselves.


We might be dumb in Victoria but at least we don't wear computer files in the hope that they'll save our lives.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pdf



Zzzzzzzzzzzzinnnggg
maxeaus
maxeaus
NSW
326 posts
NSW, 326 posts
30 Jan 2012 12:17am
Bahahaha, i guess i forgot the correct initials seeing i never wear one.

Whatever happened to the good old "lifejacket" term BTW.
PTWoody
PTWoody
VIC
3982 posts
VIC, 3982 posts
30 Jan 2012 9:49am
maxeaus said...

Bahahaha, i guess i forgot the correct initials seeing i never wear one.

Whatever happened to the good old "lifejacket" term BTW.


Yes indeed, let's go back to life jacket, so much easier. I get that dyslexic thing every time I say PDF/PFD out loud.
matt18
matt18
VIC
534 posts
VIC, 534 posts
30 Jan 2012 11:28am
PTWoody said...

maxeaus said...

Bahahaha, i guess i forgot the correct initials seeing i never wear one.

Whatever happened to the good old "lifejacket" term BTW.


Yes indeed, let's go back to life jacket, so much easier. I get that dyslexic thing every time I say PDF/PFD out loud.


it's like irb and rib
MickMc
MickMc
VIC
456 posts
VIC, 456 posts
30 Jan 2012 6:29pm
Yeah, where a vest and while you're at it you'd better put on a helmet in case you bump your head. I know I can't ride my bike without putting one on. Don't forget the compulsory booties to protect your toesies. Also you MUST wear a condom. Other wise you might get a PSTD .... paddle surf transmitted disease.
HumanCartoon
HumanCartoon
VIC
2098 posts
VIC, 2098 posts
30 Jan 2012 6:37pm
MickMc said...

Also you MUST wear a condom. Other wise you might get a PSTD .... paddle surf transmitted disease.


That's not so silly given the bay water conditions lately.

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