Yewwww....i can't wait to get down there in a few days and freeze my hairy butt OFF!!!!!
I am totally frothing about hanging out and getting to catch up with all the micro grommets from last year and seeing how much they have improved from their last "BRAINWASHING IN THE ART OF SUP SHREDDING" i gave them last year....
and i suppose....
im sort of interested in also hanging out with you older grommets too........
BUT!!!!!!!
I may seriously think twice (but not likely) in letting Phil Page start buying me drinks too early in the night this time round.....
HEAVY!!!!!!!!
BUT I am a sucker for punishment....
So spread the word to all your micro grommets that this year
DOGMAN is going to have "2 bigger than ben hur" days of activities planned for them. Like it or NOT!!!!!!!!
DoggyDayCare is going to be HUGE this year!!!!!
Fingers crossed the wind is going to be blowing dogs off chains for the distance race.... not that i give a crap cause I'm not paddling.....hahahaha...... but im always interested in what strays are roaming the streets of St Kilda at 4am in the morning.....

And in closing..... ID LIKE TO APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE FOR ALL THE REPERCUSSIONS OF CERTAIN EVENTS "THAT MAY HAVE HAPPENED AND/OR MAYNOT HAVE HAPPENED" IN THE STATE OF VICTORIA..... at present i have a great legal team working hard to "clean my butt and clear my name" of any wrong doing in the states of Queensland and South Australia.
Man something is gotta be done about these new "public urination laws for dogs"..... its out of control......
DJ.... ive noticed you haven't entered your name in the any of the races in the event yet......thats naughty big buddy....you know i will be sad if you dont rock up n give me a cuddle n kiss.....
ChrisClarke.... you better have been practicing your turns and beach starts so you can take out that "Walsh character" in the SUP-X coarse.
I know PTWoody has secretly been training 3 times a week on a "private coarse training facility" he modelled from the gps "stats" he took from that frankston coarse.....he will be unstoppable
to be continued.......