dtm said...
Legiontroll what happened to the surf off you backed away from that one real quick would have loved to see that pan out that would be classic! Manup
Yeah, I'd be interested too. If jed's willing to pay for me to have a free Qld holiday then that's great. But if he's willing to come to WA just to try to stop someone posting on an internet forum then I'm a bit worried about how much of a psycho he is.
If I won, what's to make him give me his SUP? His word? Not that I want one anyway, but honestly I can't imagine putting myself in that position, gambling my board in order to hope someone stops posting on my favourite forum. Wow.
And if I lost, what do I care what he thinks? His grumpy opinion isn't enough to make me stop posting. Laurie's the only one who can do that.
Or is he that serious that he wants to make a fully legal "competition", and is willing to fly two competitors and four partial judges and one impartial judge somewhere in Australia, with a fully vetted legal contract to enforce the conditions, and the willingness to take the matter to court should one party welsh on the conditions? All over my posts on "his" forum? Honestly?
I used to be very active on certain martial arts forums. There were occasions when people would try to set up internet fights due to differences of opinions. Threads would drag on for weeks, lawyers would get involved, people would never agree on the terms and conditions of the fights. There was one where both parties did actually turn up after an 80 page thread argument but each brought a friend and one was a girl (admittedly a psycho MA fanatic who could probably look after herself alright) who ended up in the fight. She also brought a handgun with her. Then there was a 100 page thread where they debated who won and who lost respect. No-one wins in internet fights.
Anyway, I'll have a surf with anyone who wants one if I have the time (best midweek arvos except Tuesdays). But I'm not going to stop posting if someone thinks they're a better surfer than me. That's crazy talk.
And if the best surfer is the only one allowed to post, that'd involve years of competition and eventually there'd only be one person on the forum.
Who knows, jed might be better than me. I've seen videos of plenty of old pros that would put me to shame. Doesn't bother me at all. I do alright though.