"The thin polyester film hologram is programmed through a proprietary process"

Suppose, no worse than wearing Hawaiian shorts outside your wettie...I hear that makes you shred. Something to do with some kind of magnetic programming woven into the molecular make up of the fibres in the shorts that have some effect on the dipole forces in the Carbon molecules.
It's true...I've seen SUPers wearing boardies outside their wetsuits, so it like, totally proves my theory...because you cannot disprove it...even with science.