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subasurf
subasurf
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chrispychru
chrispychru
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23 Nov 2011 5:12pm
they are unreal.thems is all lies. im so balanced i can almost fly
PTWoody
PTWoody
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23 Nov 2011 6:14pm
Funny that it was the Australian distributor over reaching and ignoring the careful corporate legally vetted marketing that brought them undone.
62mac
62mac
WA
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23 Nov 2011 3:21pm
A few sup'ers were spotted in the line up wearing them

Better than a leggie I was told
Twimby
Twimby
WA
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WA, 483 posts
23 Nov 2011 3:24pm


What a disapointment. I thought it was going to be a link to the Suba thread in the shortboards
boofy
boofy
NSW
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23 Nov 2011 6:26pm
62mac said...

A few sup'ers were spotted in the line up wearing them

Better than a leggie I was told

www.surfimages.com/blog/2011/07/12/kelly-slater-surfing-with-a-silicone-power-energy-band-bracelet/
adolf
adolf
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1862 posts
23 Nov 2011 3:27pm
Those things were great. Nuthin better than a gimmic to get all the squares rilled up.
62mac
62mac
WA
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23 Nov 2011 3:27pm
Yeh that Slater dude needed all the help he could get
Woodo
Woodo
WA
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23 Nov 2011 3:27pm
WHAT!?!?! Rubber with a hologram doesn't give you magical powers????
I can't believe it.
I also STILL can't believe it's not butter....
subasurf
subasurf
WA
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23 Nov 2011 3:27pm
"The thin polyester film hologram is programmed through a proprietary process"



Suppose, no worse than wearing Hawaiian shorts outside your wettie...I hear that makes you shred. Something to do with some kind of magnetic programming woven into the molecular make up of the fibres in the shorts that have some effect on the dipole forces in the Carbon molecules.

It's true...I've seen SUPers wearing boardies outside their wetsuits, so it like, totally proves my theory...because you cannot disprove it...even with science.
husq2100
husq2100
QLD
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23 Nov 2011 5:35pm
Id like to see the numbers on how many people bought these and also a hiclone for there car......
subasurf
subasurf
WA
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23 Nov 2011 3:38pm
Judging by previous threads I would say 90% of the watersport-market consumers were SUPers
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
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6657 posts
23 Nov 2011 3:57pm
cough - SHIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chrispychru
chrispychru
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23 Nov 2011 6:11pm
subasurf said...

Judging by previous threads I would say 90% of the watersport-market consumers were SUPers

yes i read the previous post,to old to bring back yet i think you are correct. it helped me with my paddle balance. i actually still wear one,i lie,i wear two,one on each wrist. i am unstoppable with my holagram bionicness incredible hulk,i will eat you for breakfast
62mac
62mac
WA
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23 Nov 2011 4:13pm
You should be on a stage Chrispy
subasurf
subasurf
WA
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23 Nov 2011 4:21pm
I sometimes wear four. One on each wrist and ankle. The magnetic polar shifting hologram induced effect is so powerful that I actually managed to fly once. You can't disprove it so it's true. It actually happened.

I even wore a 5th one when I was getting lucky...bet none of my sperm swam in circles.
chrispychru
chrispychru
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23 Nov 2011 6:27pm
subasurf said...

I sometimes wear four. One on each wrist and ankle. The magnetic polar shifting hologram induced effect is so powerful that I actually managed to fly once. You can't disprove it so it's true. It actually happened.

I even wore a 5th one when I was getting lucky...bet none of my sperm swam in circles.


no they destroyed the eggs cause they were so well balanced and bionic. i am holagram man and i will never be toppled by disbelievers because i have suuuuuppppeeeerrrr balance
subasurf
subasurf
WA
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23 Nov 2011 4:28pm
They never made it to the eggs...they got gobbled up instead....
doggie
doggie
WA
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23 Nov 2011 4:29pm
I wear one on my d!ck, not sure why, I get a few roots tho so it must work
matt18
matt18
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23 Nov 2011 7:33pm
subasurf someone told you to put this on the SUP Forum?
slainte
slainte
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23 Nov 2011 6:37pm
Wear 2 Doggie, better than Viagra
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
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6657 posts
23 Nov 2011 4:40pm
I'm gettin' a carton on the way home from work tonite - gonna leeeeeeerve this "thread"
subasurf
subasurf
WA
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23 Nov 2011 4:56pm
matt18 said...

subasurf someone told you to put this on the SUP Forum?


Nope
husq2100
husq2100
QLD
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23 Nov 2011 7:00pm
doggie said...

I wear one on my d!ck, not sure why, I get a few roots tho so it must work


sniffing another dogs arse doesnt count as a root...
matt18
matt18
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23 Nov 2011 8:07pm
subasurf said...

matt18 said...

subasurf someone told you to put this on the SUP Forum?


Nope


some that is banned from this forum said
"Maybe someone can post a thread on their forum to rile up any still-believers? I would, but I'm banned from that forum and can't post." start of forum and yor reply

subasurf said

"Link to forum?
I love a good troll... "

fair enough must have read it wrong
doggie
doggie
WA
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23 Nov 2011 5:20pm
husq2100 said...

doggie said...

I wear one on my d!ck, not sure why, I get a few roots tho so it must work


sniffing another dogs arse doesnt count as a root...


You would need to have one before commenting I would think.
doggie
doggie
WA
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23 Nov 2011 5:22pm
matt18 said...

subasurf said...

matt18 said...

subasurf someone told you to put this on the SUP Forum?


Nope


some that is banned from this forum said
"Maybe someone can post a thread on their forum to rile up any still-believers? I would, but I'm banned from that forum and can't post." start of forum and yor reply

subasurf said

"Link to forum?
I love a good troll... "

fair enough must have read it wrong


Getting your nose out of joint are you matty
surferstu
surferstu
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1011 posts
23 Nov 2011 5:28pm
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husq2100
husq2100
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23 Nov 2011 7:37pm
doggie said...

husq2100 said...

doggie said...

I wear one on my d!ck, not sure why, I get a few roots tho so it must work


sniffing another dogs arse doesnt count as a root...


You would need to have one before commenting I would think.


hahahahahahahahahaha ...the last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.............
matt18
matt18
VIC
534 posts
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23 Nov 2011 8:41pm
doggie said...

matt18 said...

subasurf said...

matt18 said...

subasurf someone told you to put this on the SUP Forum?


Nope


some that is banned from this forum said
"Maybe someone can post a thread on their forum to rile up any still-believers? I would, but I'm banned from that forum and can't post." start of forum and yor reply

subasurf said

"Link to forum?
I love a good troll... "

fair enough must have read it wrong


Getting your nose out of joint are you matty


no, just like the truth
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
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23 Nov 2011 5:42pm
matt18 said...

doggie said...

matt18 said...

subasurf said...

matt18 said...

subasurf someone told you to put this on the SUP Forum?


Nope


some that is banned from this forum said
"Maybe someone can post a thread on their forum to rile up any still-believers? I would, but I'm banned from that forum and can't post." start of forum and yor reply

subasurf said

"Link to forum?
I love a good troll... "

fair enough must have read it wrong


Getting your nose out of joint are you matty


no, just like the truth


Well Suba caught his fair share of SUPers today lol
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