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blake52
blake52
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29 Apr 2011 7:52am
Looks like very effective sunscreen...as long as your face is protected from the reflection
Test pilot 1
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WA
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29 Apr 2011 11:24am
Yes, very effective sunscreen and surprisingly cool in the sun yet warm in the wind.
I was thinking, maybe I should have got the full face hood as well?
But best of all, you should see Landyacht in the Blue Spandex I got him also [}:)]
Nikrum
Nikrum
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29 Apr 2011 6:12pm
The Fluro Duro Twins (Florescent Durex).

That would have to make you both look like a Pair of D@#ks[}:)] The Silver Bullet and the Indigo Slug [}:)] and that done make yuz a Panacea. It surely is a great pity you didn't get the Cowls as well. It would have been a Real improvement and make you less Pornographic.

Ron
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29 Apr 2011 11:00pm
Landyacht reckons he has the right material to complete our ensembles so that we will be caped crusailors.
Nikrum
Nikrum
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30 Apr 2011 10:13am
It would seem that I've crossed the Line[}:)] referring to products of an intimate nature, Brand names forsooth. But they would definitely make a couple of excellent Imitation representatives.[}:)]

Well! Hello Thailor. Yep! Sounds Par for the course.. Who's turn in the Barrel??
Ron
harleyd
harleyd
183 posts
183 posts
1 May 2011 12:37am
wow.. stumbled onto this post and I will never be the same......spandex,lycra whatever you call it should not be worn by anyone over 30 years old... and maybe next time take that roll of quarters out of your pocket !!
Nikrum
Nikrum
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1 May 2011 10:17am
Bejasus! Yuv done for me mind. What is it with you guys looking at another guys bits.. Some kind of envy. So TP1 when did Landyacht last take you down into the Tiller Flats and show you the Golden Rivet??[}:)]
Ron

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1 May 2011 11:03am
harleyd said...

wow.. stumbled onto this post and I will never be the same......spandex,lycra whatever you call it ... and maybe next time take that roll of quarters out of your pocket !!

No pockets on these babies! Better for streamlining
Also(should not be worn by anyone over 30 years old), Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder!
And if I were to use coins I would have to use 50cent pieces[}:)]
Nikrum
Nikrum
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1 May 2011 1:48pm
Nah! From the pic's 5c pieces would more than cover it.
Hey! Stumpy?
Ron
cisco
cisco
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1 May 2011 2:54pm
This discussion is getting what one would call "intimate and personal".

Maybe it is time for a fashion parade of courtly coverings for land yachters.

TP1 has his pic up. Anybody else got any??
Nikrum
Nikrum
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1 May 2011 4:26pm
Yu Kinky Sod! Worse than a Twisted Sheet.[}:)]
Ron
desertyank
desertyank
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3 May 2011 11:47am
Hi ron,

Are you sulking in silence as you said?!?!?!?!? Remember, you promised.......

Cheers, john[}:)]
Nikrum
Nikrum
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3 May 2011 11:16pm
Did anyone watch The Story of Science this evening?? Land Yachts finally made it into a Documentary. It seems that the Dutch invented the Wind Wagon way back when to Transport Troops along the coast of Holland but the population thought they were incredibly dangerous things.. Interesting stuff. There were some very nice looking modern LY's on as well

Bloody Yanks now your getting in on the act
Ron
sabydent
sabydent
360 posts
360 posts
4 May 2011 3:49am
Is this where we go to make fun of Nikrum?
Nikrum
Nikrum
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4 May 2011 9:56am
That is lovely. Bleedin' Lovely! Now Canada is at it. Now What about the Froggies, POM's and South Americans Huh???? The Kiwis haven't had a dig yet! What is wrong with you just across the Ditch?? You are usually the first to give the Aussies heaps... Don't let our help with Christchurch get in the way!! [}:)] It is just as well I have a Thick Hide and Shoulders broad enough to take the weight of this undeserved Load.. I shall renew my Avatar to Atlas..




Ron
desertyank
desertyank
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1264 posts
4 May 2011 9:59am
Nikrum said...

That is lovely. Bleedin' Lovely! Now Canada is at it. Now What about the Froggies, POM's and South Americans Huh???? The Kiwis haven't had a dig yet! What is wrong with you just across the Ditch?? You are usually the first to give the Aussies heaps... Don't let our help with Christchurch get in the way!! [}:)] It is just as well I have a Thick Hide and Shoulders broad enough to take the weight of this undeserved Load.. I shall renew my Avatar to Atlas..




Ron


Maybe you just like naked guys then.........

tassiefubar
tassiefubar
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4 May 2011 12:32pm
Yo Ron
I saw that doco on the Dutchie's landyacht......got recording a little too late to capture the first bits but caught some of the landyachts sailing. Have shown that to the troops and this has led to the discussion on modifying the front end of the Mad project.

"Maybe you just like naked guys then........."
Nah.....that's just a munted guy with big balls!

Chook2
Chook2
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4 May 2011 10:34am
Nikrum
Nikrum
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4 May 2011 1:04pm
Munted??? Not sure I like the sound of that word. Looking at the Definitions of Munted, unless it is a vaguer meaning is a little Harsh. I haven't been Pished for years never under Ecstasy. Damaged?? Well Armed Services are enough to Damage any normal person and life doesn't help much.
Big Balls well you try dragging Big Steel ones about with your Ankles[}:)] I did used to have a good collection at one stage, Big Ones, Small ones and Ones as Big as Your Head. Give 'em a Flick a Twist of the wrist etc etc.

What are you Grinning at Chook

One a dese Days Yank, One a Dese Days! POW! Right in a Kissa.
Ron
Chook2
Chook2
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4 May 2011 2:28pm
You lighten up my day, shedding the sticks and stones Ron!!!

Broad shoulders and a hard heart, just love it!!!
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4 May 2011 5:47pm
desertyank said...

Nikrum said...

That is lovely. Bleedin' Lovely! Now Canada is at it. Now What about the Froggies, POM's and South Americans Huh???? The Kiwis haven't had a dig yet! What is wrong with you just across the Ditch?? You are usually the first to give the Aussies heaps... Don't let our help with Christchurch get in the way!! [}:)] It is just as well I have a Thick Hide and Shoulders broad enough to take the weight of this undeserved Load.. I shall renew my Avatar to Atlas..




Ron


Maybe you just like naked guys then.........



Or guys in skin tight fashion statements
Chook2
Chook2
WA
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4 May 2011 6:21pm
Yeh!!!! I can live with sailing next to the "Boy with Bling"
But the photo with "Boy with Moose knuckle" really worries me, TP1.
Nikrum
Nikrum
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5 May 2011 12:09am
Shees! I wouldn't have thought you could get Skin Tight better than Atlas..
Yeah! The only thing harder than my heart is most likely my Head.. It is great for head butting Brick Walls.
As for you TP1, I hope you blunder into a Beauty Parlor on a dark and Stormy night where disgruntled Females decide you should have a Brazilian Septum to Spine Base!!!!!! Crikey! I'll bet thated make your Eyes Water[}:)][}:)]
Ron
tassiefubar
tassiefubar
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5 May 2011 11:07am
Hi Ron
Troops want to know when you are going to bring your land yacht down South and give us a run in it.
We need an excuse to get onto a beach and have some fun.
The logistics of getting them to the NW in some sort of order are just too hard for our munted brains.
You could mount your avatar on the front our your landyacht....would slow you down enough for us to be able to keep up with you.
Nikrum
Nikrum
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1972 posts
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5 May 2011 12:34pm
Dear Oh Dear oh dear me! I had higher expectations of the Troops than that! Ah Well! I shall just have to try to disappoint them at some stage and rear my ugly Bonce down in your territory... That is when I have the $$ and the Winds cooperating. I will contact you sometime and discuss further.
Ron

PS; You are right, Atlas would be something of a weighty problem.
Nikrum
Nikrum
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5 May 2011 5:26pm
A Note for those interested.. I have a couple of "Ignition" Mast Bags if anyone wants them.. You pay the Postage.
Ron
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6 May 2011 12:53am
Nikrum said...

Shees! I wouldn't have thought you could get Skin Tight better than Atlas..
Yeah! The only thing harder than my heart is most likely my Head.. It is great for head butting Brick Walls.
As for you TP1, I hope you blunder into a Beauty Parlor on a dark and Stormy night where disgruntled Females decide you should have a Brazilian Septum to Spine Base!!!!!! Crikey! I'll bet thated make your Eyes Water[}:)][}:)]
Ron


A wax job
Didn't hurt one iota last time
Thats 'cause I am one tough 'ombre[}:)]
Nikrum
Nikrum
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1972 posts
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6 May 2011 10:57am
If you truly did that TP1? You are a braver man than I Gunga din. If I favour that sort of pain then I am inclined to do it internally with a well chewed Hot Chilli passed along the Digestive tract. That is painful enough for me.
Ron [}:)]

Now who have I offended this time?????

Chook2
Chook2
WA
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6 May 2011 10:43am
Well done. No one!!!!
You get a gold star for manners!!!!

Go to the top of the class, don't take your books you won't be there long!!!
Nikrum
Nikrum
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6 May 2011 5:17pm

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