Good on you for giving it a shot, make sure you post the vid when you make it next time!
Theres more to kiting that just staying upwind, seems like a lot of people have forgotten that.
Its supposed to be an "extreme" sport. Extreme things make it fun! Just riding out and back in over and over again may be fine for some but don't knock the people who want to push it further.
Ignore the haters dude

looking forward to part 2, good to hear you and your gear were ok.