sex on a stick. as they say..

I can only wonder what the Right Honourable Mr Ben Wilson would answer to your question flapjack

but it just doesnt look very cool

Hey Flapjack,

You seem to be obsessed with how you appear to others and looking "cool" is obviously a high priority to you too. Pity!

Pretty funny 'cause in about 15-20 years, you'll see what cool really is... Impressionable people with low self esteem being fleeced of every spare cent to conform to a societal "norm" set by your low self esteem peer group.

Meanwhile the 40+ YO capatilists in charge of hyping the cool and pumping out product to con you and your low self esteem out of all your money. They sit in their counting house, counting all your money laughing their arses off at the people desperatley trying to be cool whilst making them multi millionaires. Now which boat should they choose, the 48 or the 50 foot gin palace? Hmmmmm. While you barely have the money left over for pizza and beer. But at least you're cool eh?

Being cool is over rated, just shut up and ride for your own amusement and choose lifestyle, freedom and fun by carving your own groove. Find what lights your wick and instead of looking around to see what everyone else thinks, just go out and do it anyways. Sticking the middle finger to the masses and being an individual.
Damn!, Maybe thats cool?

Good winds,

Kitehard said...

Hey Flapjack,

Meanwhile the 40+ YO capatilists in charge of hyping the cool and pumping out product to con you and your low self esteem out of all your money. They sit in their counting house, counting all your money laughing their arses off at the people desperatley trying to be cool whilst making them multi millionaires. Now which boat should they choose, the 48 or the 50 foot gin palace? Hmmmmm. While you barely have the money left over for pizza and beer. But at least you're cool eh?

'king hell Kitehard!!!

WORD

bolgo said...



for me kite surfing a world class wave in the arvo after surfing it in the morning. pretty hard to beat

Agree entirely.

Skwinty said...

Just Stumbled across this pic in the Gallery.
Completely Unimpressive!

That was insane that day. If I remember correctly, the wind was ultra flukey and the surf was absolutely macking. At one stage there was not a single kite in the sky except Felix and Jose out the back of One Eye. A crowd had gathered to see if they would make it back in. Each time they would start heading in, everyone would assume that the would just try and milk the wave and wind to get to shore. However once on the wave in the ****tiest of wind Felix would start waving that 7.5 Generator around like a mad man and solidly tag the lip on some real waves of consequence. That dude was definately all business in the waves.

Kitehard said...

Hey Flapjack,

Meanwhile the 40+ YO capatilists in charge of hyping the cool and pumping out product to con you and your low self esteem out of all your money. They sit in their counting house, counting all your money laughing their arses off at the people desperatley trying to be cool whilst making them multi millionaires. Now which boat should they choose, the 48 or the 50 foot gin palace? Hmmmmm. While you barely have the money left over for pizza and beer. But at least you're cool eh?

lol.
Kitehard playing hardball delivers the quote of the week.
I dig it.

All that smarmy, helpful, kiting jive-talk from Kitehard in the past was ok I guess.....
but I think I like the Kitehard with the acid-tude, dude.

I am.

kitehard said...


Pretty funny 'cause in about 15-20 years, you'll see what cool really is... Impressionable people with low self esteem being fleeced of every spare cent to conform to a societal "norm" set by your low self esteem peer group.

Man these two replies made me piss myself... go the poostance. And Kitehard... farking LOL.

awesome!

Rwwwoowww Ffft ffft Rwwaaww Fttt

In defense of their chosen discipline,
a lot of the wave crew jumped on poor Flapper like flies onto a turd.
Initially, I don't believe Flapper began the topic as a flatwater bandit vs wavehead thread.
No.
But it morphed into one.
This forum....lol.

But once Flapper realised he had a live one,
he milked it for more mileage by posting lame pics.
lol.