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poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
8 Jul 2010 9:46pm
Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
sir ROWDY sir ROWDY
WA, 5378 posts
8 Jul 2010 9:50pm
poor relative said...

Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?



Nah you don't, gays are welcome to.

kitegirl21
kitegirl21
NSW
439 posts
kitegirl21 kitegirl21
NSW, 439 posts
8 Jul 2010 11:52pm
poor relative said...

Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?



only if u wear boardies over wetties
KnutH
KnutH
VIC
427 posts
KnutH KnutH
VIC, 427 posts
9 Jul 2010 2:42am
kitegirl21 said...

poor relative said...

Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?



only if u wear boardies over wetties


lol, hehe, *grin*

"I was riding 200 meters back and forth and basically came back to where I started. Was that upwind?"
phrase
phrase
WA
228 posts
phrase phrase
WA, 228 posts
9 Jul 2010 1:39am
Where is alex sandz? Seriously.
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1908 posts
SaveTheWhales SaveTheWhales
WA, 1908 posts
9 Jul 2010 2:21am
Haaaaaaaaaaaa awesome

- now im hip with the birds n the bees

can someone just explain to me where baby 2m kites come from
colinwill78
colinwill78
VIC
1395 posts
colinwill78 colinwill78
VIC, 1395 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:16am
Is this kite a good buy for a learner?

shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
shannon8888 shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:28am
if i turn my computer screen upside down will red arrows fall back in to the green arrow zone
tatkins
tatkins
QLD
344 posts
tatkins tatkins
QLD, 344 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:54am

This person asks the most stupid questions ever....

(Click below and get sent to your own profile)

www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx



Just in case you missed this joke on the last 4 occasions
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
9 Jul 2010 10:05am

why is it when i type in 'legitimate kitesurfing" into the google task bar i get this photo of a gay clown..?



Baz
Baz
NSW
205 posts
Baz Baz
NSW, 205 posts
9 Jul 2010 10:15am
Is this how to self land?



poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
9 Jul 2010 8:41am
I masturbate at least 6 times a day. Is kiting for me?
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1908 posts
SaveTheWhales SaveTheWhales
WA, 1908 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:10am
theDoctor said...


why is it when i type in 'legitimate kitesurfing" into the google task bar i get this photo of a gay clown..?






Maybe hes not a clown hes wearin boardiesOvawetties so is just gay
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
dave...... dave......
WA, 2119 posts
9 Jul 2010 11:08am
XYZ 134cm Vs ABC 143cm.................... whats the better board for me?
lostinlondon
lostinlondon
VIC
1159 posts
lostinlondon lostinlondon
VIC, 1159 posts
9 Jul 2010 1:15pm
I want to use my 12m in 30 knots. It has 100% depower. I don't want to buy a smaller kite.

Can I do this using a 122cm board?
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
1214 posts
flipper4444 flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
9 Jul 2010 1:18pm
How many slabs of beer do you guys drink before you kite?
lostinlondon
lostinlondon
VIC
1159 posts
lostinlondon lostinlondon
VIC, 1159 posts
9 Jul 2010 1:22pm
flipper4444 said...

How many slabs of beer do you guys drink before you kite?


The only time I drink like that is immediately before having sex with yo' mamma...
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
sir ROWDY sir ROWDY
WA, 5378 posts
9 Jul 2010 11:32am
flipper4444 said...

How many slabs of beer do you guys drink before you kite?


As many as we like FOOL.
shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
shannon8888 shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
9 Jul 2010 2:31pm
Baz said...

Is this how to self land?






only if landing on rocks
kitegirl21
kitegirl21
NSW
439 posts
kitegirl21 kitegirl21
NSW, 439 posts
9 Jul 2010 9:42pm
"will kite ever become like surf board shaping"... Surely that's not even a sentence??
bjw
bjw
QLD
3690 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3690 posts
9 Jul 2010 11:59pm
What is the best kite?
Baz
Baz
NSW
205 posts
Baz Baz
NSW, 205 posts
10 Jul 2010 12:45am
Should I buy one of these?




The Best Hellfish is the best kite you will ever fly - guaranteed. One ride on a Best Hellfish will completely and utterly spoil you forever. Other kites will feel doughy, sluggish and slow in comparision. In fact traditional kites are simply obsolete. The Best Hellfish is a kite that dramatically improves upon currently available kite designs in all aspects because of Best's exclusive use of Cuben Fiber, the strongest, lightest weight sailcloth in the world. The Best Hellfish is the lightest, best performing and most aerodynamically efficient kite ever produced. The leading edge and strut diameters are up to 70% smaller while still maintaining a higher structural rigidity over traditional kites, in fact the leading edge of the Best Hellfish has the tensile strength of aluminum. Because of the advanced aerodynamics, 80% reduction in drag, 70% reduction in weight and enhanced load bearing capacity, the Best Hellfish is simply so much more powerful and responsive than a traditional kite, it is like comparing a Ferarri to a Honda.
SLIDA
SLIDA
WA
41 posts
SLIDA SLIDA
WA, 41 posts
10 Jul 2010 12:50am
Baz said...

Should I buy one of these?




The Best Hellfish is the best kite you will ever fly - guaranteed. One ride on a Best Hellfish will completely and utterly spoil you forever. Other kites will feel doughy, sluggish and slow in comparision. In fact traditional kites are simply obsolete. The Best Hellfish is a kite that dramatically improves upon currently available kite designs in all aspects because of Best's exclusive use of Cuben Fiber, the strongest, lightest weight sailcloth in the world. The Best Hellfish is the lightest, best performing and most aerodynamically efficient kite ever produced. The leading edge and strut diameters are up to 70% smaller while still maintaining a higher structural rigidity over traditional kites, in fact the leading edge of the Best Hellfish has the tensile strength of aluminum. Because of the advanced aerodynamics, 80% reduction in drag, 70% reduction in weight and enhanced load bearing capacity, the Best Hellfish is simply so much more powerful and responsive than a traditional kite, it is like comparing a Ferarri to a Honda.


Is Cuben Fiber manufactured soley in Cuba???

bjw
bjw
QLD
3690 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3690 posts
10 Jul 2010 10:09am
^ you say "enhanced load bearing capacity" . Does that mean strictly for fat people?
jas73
jas73
QLD
796 posts
jas73 jas73
QLD, 796 posts
10 Jul 2010 10:20am
Maby he was having a bad day and didnt know if he should keep trying or not. OH where you one of those people who started kiting and just new everything from the start or did you just forget what it was like to be a noob.
kitegirl21 said...

wdric said...

kitegirl21 said...

or "I am pretty crap - should I persevere?"... wtf...



Yes I think you should



haha i knew that was coming, thnx ric
but seriously, who asks that... if you cant work out on your own wether or not you want to persevere with it, perhaps the sport isn't for u... obviously not alot of stoke there...


kitegirl21
kitegirl21
NSW
439 posts
kitegirl21 kitegirl21
NSW, 439 posts
10 Jul 2010 10:33am
jas73 said...

Maby he was having a bad day and didnt know if he should keep trying or not. OH where you one of those people who started kiting and just new everything from the start or did you just forget what it was like to be a noob.
kitegirl21 said...

wdric said...

kitegirl21 said...

or "I am pretty crap - should I persevere?"... wtf...



Yes I think you should



I had plently of "I feel useless" days, but I didn't need to ask a kite forum wether or not I should continue with it... Washed up on the beach, being dragged under the water in the surf, or doing
ten hundred walks of shame didn't take any of the stoke away, for me... Just struggle to c y u would hav to get a public forum to make the choice for u

haha i knew that was coming, thnx ric
but seriously, who asks that... if you cant work out on your own wether or not you want to persevere with it, perhaps the sport isn't for u... obviously not alot of stoke there...





Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
Mr float Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
10 Jul 2010 11:04am
SLIDA said...

Baz said...

Should I buy one of these?




The Best Hellfish is the best kite you will ever fly - guaranteed. One ride on a Best Hellfish will completely and utterly spoil you forever. Other kites will feel doughy, sluggish and slow in comparision. In fact traditional kites are simply obsolete. The Best Hellfish is a kite that dramatically improves upon currently available kite designs in all aspects because of Best's exclusive use of Cuben Fiber, the strongest, lightest weight sailcloth in the world. The Best Hellfish is the lightest, best performing and most aerodynamically efficient kite ever produced. The leading edge and strut diameters are up to 70% smaller while still maintaining a higher structural rigidity over traditional kites, in fact the leading edge of the Best Hellfish has the tensile strength of aluminum. Because of the advanced aerodynamics, 80% reduction in drag, 70% reduction in weight and enhanced load bearing capacity, the Best Hellfish is simply so much more powerful and responsive than a traditional kite, it is like comparing a Ferarri to a Honda.


Is Cuben Fiber manufactured soley in Cuba???




no but it is good to smoke
Ptussy
Ptussy
WA
86 posts
Ptussy Ptussy
WA, 86 posts
10 Jul 2010 9:50am
Is it best to pump up my kite before I drive to the beach or after?
MrKite
MrKite
NSW
27 posts
MrKite MrKite
NSW, 27 posts
10 Jul 2010 1:54pm
kitegirl21 said...

poor relative said...

Do you have to be a homosexual to kite?



only if u wear boardies over wetties



does that mean wetty over boardies is less homo???!?!?!
Smithy
Smithy
VIC
859 posts
Smithy Smithy
VIC, 859 posts
10 Jul 2010 2:22pm
"can you buy pumps for these things?"

sorry Hook / Flem...
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