Why carnt kiters fly there kite backwards and do

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lotofwind
lotofwind
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27 Aug 2012 9:19pm


I guess if they cant beat the speed record and have been booted out of the olympics, you would have to give it a go.
Good on ya KOTP, looks like you may need a few lessons though.

puffy
puffy
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89 posts
27 Aug 2012 7:35pm
KOTP's post are the best!
The round house one was the best, but now we have to wait again.
cauncy
cauncy
WA
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27 Aug 2012 7:56pm
lotofwind said...

hamburglar said...




Whats all his hair doing on the sand?


whatch what your saying guys that isnt kotp, its tony mokbel nasty f****r he is, i gave him some kiting lessons , when i asked him to run his lines out he grabbed a mirror a credit card and a kilo of cocaine
austin
austin
671 posts
671 posts
27 Aug 2012 8:08pm
hells gate? pah barrys on a channel busting day, not a w'surfer in sight
Luther
Luther
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84 posts
27 Aug 2012 8:58pm
whatch what your saying guys that isnt kotp, its tony mokbel nasty f****r he is, i gave him some kiting lessons , when i asked him to run his lines out he grabbed a mirror a credit card and a kilo of cocaine

That's funny Cauncy, cause it looks like he didn't share that kilo but tucked it in his wetsuit
JOYRIDER
JOYRIDER
705 posts
705 posts
28 Aug 2012 10:42am
king of the point said...

Windserfers whip 360 upwind and down wind into heaving pits , the LEACH(thats the trailing edge ) of the sail goes through the eye of the wind the rider stays deep in the throat of the dragon busten on out of the dredging,heaving foam ball to smash the next section

Kiters dangle.... why carnt you hit the fk lip and fly your kite backwards being the masters or wind and wave power

Why carnt you fkn sail in fkn offshore and glassy waves with 20knts, bust out arials and land back in the pit, may be yous need a fkn pole between yous and yours hot aired blader

Shorten you med strings there hanging out your pants


never mind the backward forward ****.
why do you ride a pink SUP with a "jack sparrow" hat on??

worry about yourself before ya branch out to others old mate.



bjw
bjw
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bjw bjw
QLD, 3690 posts
28 Aug 2012 12:55pm
Stir it up King. We deserve it and love it!

But if you want to SUP don't do it public where people take photos. That's shameful.
king of the point
king of the point
WA
1836 posts
WA, 1836 posts
28 Aug 2012 4:57pm
Shame full at 10 foot when you carnt paddle in








BORN TO KITE


Perfect Body dragging lean eating machine

Keepen it real



Whats even funnyer is I will post a couple of me fag bagen dis summer ,i want to fill a kite bladder up with pertol / Metho / lighter fluid / hang a couple of flamming wicks off it and watch it ignite after take off (NJ Pornstar you will be there to take the fken photos) Ps Nice 3 Section cover up barrels from you the other day to
hamburglar
hamburglar
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29 Aug 2012 8:40am

aaarrrrrrrrrrr



JOYRIDER
JOYRIDER
705 posts
705 posts
29 Aug 2012 7:10am
king of the point said...

Windserfers whip 360 upwind and down wind into heaving pits , the LEACH(thats the trailing edge ) of the sail goes through the eye of the wind the rider stays deep in the throat of the dragon busten on out of the dredging,heaving foam ball to smash the next section

Kiters dangle.... why carnt you hit the fk lip and fly your kite backwards being the masters or wind and wave power

Why carnt you fkn sail in fkn offshore and glassy waves with 20knts, bust out arials and land back in the pit, may be yous need a fkn pole between yous and yours hot aired blader

Shorten you med strings there hanging out your pants


too the original point of the matter.

when does a windsurfer wave ride thru the eye of the wind?? unless your trying to make ground upwind... there's no down wind wave riding where you sail clew first??

We've definitely not seen any evidence of this from you.
just 1980's carve gybes at St Geroge's and pink WPDB paddling.

please enlighten us.
SUPSurferQLD
SUPSurferQLD
QLD
334 posts
QLD, 334 posts
31 Aug 2012 1:58pm
A bit of banter. Just awesome. I love it.
lotofwind
lotofwind
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31 Aug 2012 6:03pm


hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
1 Sep 2012 8:20am
looks like KOTP and some bloke holding a kite

bobajob
bobajob
QLD
1535 posts
QLD, 1535 posts
1 Sep 2012 9:11am
Quote: -Whats even funnyer is I will post a couple of me fag bagen dis summer ,i want to fill a kite bladder up with pertol / Metho / lighter fluid / hang a couple of flamming wicks off it and watch it ignite after take off -


Be sure the kite is at 12 o'clock then ignite it![}:)]
frankief
frankief
NSW
68 posts
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16 Sep 2012 10:40pm
And why can't you spell and use proper England like wot I does
strapped
strapped
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171 posts
NSW, 171 posts
19 Sep 2012 9:27pm
I have had the most hectic 3 days. Thankyou KOTP this thread has put a smile back on my face. You're so funny.
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