The Kitepower 300

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TOAD
TOAD
NSW
305 posts
NSW, 305 posts
2 Apr 2008 12:03pm
Is this an April fools joke ?????
tmiddled
tmiddled
NSW
253 posts
NSW, 253 posts
2 Apr 2008 12:41pm
Damned good photoshop job!
wal269
wal269
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
2 Apr 2008 10:23am
Sir Rowdy

If I have to explain the joke, it won't be funny.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
2 Apr 2008 11:02am
wateva.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
2 Apr 2008 11:07am
The term "fool" is loosly associated with this gentleman.
The van was his chosen mode of transport

sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
2 Apr 2008 11:20am
yeah i realise that.
ninja tutrles had a green one with gizmos, i just found a dude that owns a real life turtle van. lol
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
2 Apr 2008 4:53pm
i talking about the brakes catching on fire, didn't hear about the rest
poakyakuntus
poakyakuntus
3 posts
3 posts
2 Apr 2008 4:48pm
Ah, must be different Best bus, our brakes never caught on fire, wish they had though - sounds like fun!


Steve - thanks for my place on the bus, thought you'd like my letter, plus I knew I had it in the bag with my bus licence and the fact I'm a chef. Spoke to Wombat about it and he reccons he's up for it and can do the filming and web updates, he's just got new blue ray camera. Do you need my licence details for bus insurance?
merman
merman
QLD
431 posts
QLD, 431 posts
3 Apr 2008 12:07am
wooohooo go "The A TEAM tour" does it include machine guns????
JB
JB
NSW
2232 posts
JB JB
NSW, 2232 posts
3 Apr 2008 9:18am
Machine guns and more! Hannibal, Murdoch, B.A & Faceman are all coming along, and you know they don't just stop at machine guns! I'm expecting grenades, rocket launchers.



We are trying to get a hold of Macgyver also, because he's just too much fun.



The more the merrier I recon! Who's coming?

JB
JB
JB
NSW
2232 posts
JB JB
NSW, 2232 posts
3 Apr 2008 9:21am
I think the person that can best come up with a MacGyver fix for the following problem, will instantly receive shotgun status on the A-Team Tour.




JB
NSW, 4382 posts
3 Apr 2008 9:43am
JB said...

I think the person that can best come up with a MacGyver fix for the following problem, will instantly receive shotgun status on the A-Team Tour.




JB


If this happened on the Original Kitepower 300, then our McGyver would sneak someones towel and polish the butt, and blame the chef or the driver because they are pretty suss people anyway.

Do I need a picture to win?

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve

rossouwe
rossouwe
VIC
73 posts
VIC, 73 posts
3 Apr 2008 2:49pm
JB said...

I think the person that can best come up with a MacGyver fix for the following problem, will instantly receive shotgun status on the A-Team Tour.




JB


He would go to another tiolet!
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
3 Apr 2008 6:29pm
he would use one of his socks
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
3 Apr 2008 6:13pm
He would ,of course,use his Swiss Army Knife to scrape his bum clean !
sbray
sbray
SA
350 posts
SA, 350 posts
4 Apr 2008 12:32pm
Matter of logic I guess,

1. Use cardboard roll, tear lengthways to form a flat cardboard rectangle.
2. Fold twice to form 1/4 size rectangle.
3. Tear off small part of one corner so as when unfolded you have a flat rectangle of cardboard with a hole in the centre. keep this torn piece handy.
4. Pass index finger of preferred hand through hole.
5. Execute required bodily function cleaning process.
6. Remove finger through hole, cleaning finger in the process.
7......remember the little torn piece you saved....use it to clean under your fingernail.

Please pass me my coat as I am going out to get new medication and a life

Do I win a seat on the fantasy bus now ???


P. S. Not plagiarised from McGiver's diaries......an old WW2 diggers' anectote
JB
JB
NSW
2232 posts
JB JB
NSW, 2232 posts
4 Apr 2008 1:40pm
Swiss army should so come out with a knife that has a bum scraper on it!

Sbray, you confuse me! so you dfinately got a seat!
TheGuy
TheGuy
14 posts
14 posts
5 Apr 2008 2:01pm
Sbray - too much effort. 2 other options...

1) use underwear...flush afterwards thus clogging toilet...let McGiver figure that problem out as your now sorted...

2) squeeze tube at one end, effectivley making a shovel, use to dig off excess...thus keeping fingers clean...(flush and let McGiver figure out again)
kitepilotoz
kitepilotoz
QLD
181 posts
QLD, 181 posts
5 Apr 2008 10:43pm
I don't understand what all the fuss is about.
Keeping my butt clean is easy as!
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
6 Apr 2008 1:36pm
I have a bus licence but I live with this view



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