Stupid sayings from NON KITERS!!!!

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Glitch
Glitch
QLD
292 posts
QLD, 292 posts
22 Jul 2010 11:00pm
There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people.
Nickoff
Nickoff
NSW
106 posts
NSW, 106 posts
22 Jul 2010 11:20pm
they might be stupid questions to us now, but i was wondering some of these things the first time i saw a kiter
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
22 Jul 2010 10:08pm
bjw said...

sir ROWDY said...



How do you fly your kite with that small bar...



"Isnt that a bit personal?"


I dunno is it?
I usually just reply with, I'm just glad I don't have to fly this thing with my c#ck because I would kitelooping all over the place.
Mask
Mask
WA
293 posts
WA, 293 posts
23 Jul 2010 7:37am
So, is kitesurfing aloud on the river?
e0422713
e0422713
WA
975 posts
WA, 975 posts
23 Jul 2010 8:50am
this board will have you honking up wind
bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
NSW, 584 posts
23 Jul 2010 1:17pm
"are you going kitesurfing today ? " - asked by girlfriend on a windy day.
"will you come to my wedding? ?" - asked by good friend on windy day

KIT33R
KIT33R
NSW
1716 posts
NSW, 1716 posts
23 Jul 2010 2:22pm
bigmark100 said...

"are you going kitesurfing today ? " - asked by girlfriend on a windy day.

My wife is smart enough to not ask, she just assumes
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
23 Jul 2010 4:30pm
Capt Loopy said...


I've got a felling this thread is going to be around for a while


Just like the last time the topic came up.
junglist
junglist
VIC
701 posts
VIC, 701 posts
23 Jul 2010 4:33pm
What happens if you keep going up?
Manny
Manny
WA
89 posts
WA, 89 posts
23 Jul 2010 3:19pm
My wife always says to me. "Do you really want to go kiting today, it`s windy?"
No luv you`re right. I`ll go tomorrow when it`s nice and still.
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
23 Jul 2010 5:24pm
junglist said...

What happens if you keep going up?


or 'how do you come down from a jump"?
galeforce
galeforce
VIC
35 posts
VIC, 35 posts
23 Jul 2010 6:42pm
What are thoes strings going to the kite for....?
junglist
junglist
VIC
701 posts
VIC, 701 posts
23 Jul 2010 7:32pm
Manny said...

My wife always says to me. "Do you really want to go kiting today, it`s windy?"
No luv you`re right. I`ll go tomorrow when it`s nice and still.



^^^LOL

Too funny
daniel kron
daniel kron
QLD
42 posts
QLD, 42 posts
23 Jul 2010 8:55pm
default said...

"you know how your a windsurfer..."

edit: ...or "hows your windsurfing going?"


yeah i get that all the time... Have you been windsurfing lately?
djoblin
djoblin
99 posts
99 posts
23 Jul 2010 7:39pm
Non kiter
"i was at a place you would love the other day, it would be great for windsurfing."

Me

Grrr mumble not a windsurfer im a kitesurfer, so what was the wind like?

non kiter

" oh i dont know windy?"

my fave though is

you cant go out today its raining you cant kite in the rain surely.
orynoco
orynoco
QLD
271 posts
QLD, 271 posts
23 Jul 2010 11:11pm
are you sir rowdy?
jimmy87
jimmy87
SA
112 posts
SA, 112 posts
24 Jul 2010 12:12am
"I have an old parachute at home can I use that"
wave knave
wave knave
306 posts
306 posts
24 Jul 2010 12:30am





LoadNPop
LoadNPop
SA
10 posts
SA, 10 posts
24 Jul 2010 9:53am
hahaha ^
ueberqwerty
ueberqwerty
WA
59 posts
WA, 59 posts
24 Jul 2010 8:46am
D_Meredith79 said...
...
2) Old bloke walks up not overly impressed and says "Yeah, I used to have one of them attached to my boat"......... Somehow I don't think so tiger


Maybe not so stupid after all...was he German?
www.abc.net.au/news/2010-03-09/german-fishing-boat-flies-giant-kite-to-save-fuel/357202
colinwill78
colinwill78
VIC
1395 posts
VIC, 1395 posts
24 Jul 2010 2:29pm
wave knave said...









Well a kiter would be confused seeing a poley from that angle.
Fatboywings
Fatboywings
6 posts
6 posts
1 Aug 2010 5:57am
Where's the Motor?

Does that hurt? (in crumpled heap waiting to be taken to hospital with suspected ruptured spleen and brocken ribs) nah i'm f'n fine.

What happens when you crash?

And my all time favourite which can be substituted with all extreme sports.

Why do you do that?
qfmike737
qfmike737
QLD
398 posts
QLD, 398 posts
1 Aug 2010 8:25pm
"You must have to be so fit and strong to do that sport"
flano
flano
WA
113 posts
WA, 113 posts
1 Aug 2010 7:57pm
ive heard the wakeboard one many times since my purchase
seafever17
seafever17
WA
360 posts
WA, 360 posts
2 Aug 2010 10:56am
From the wife when I told here I was going for a kite....
" But you went yesterday as well"
magilla
magilla
VIC
60 posts
VIC, 60 posts
5 Aug 2010 3:22pm
Ive had "Yeh i've flown a kite too but found it boring and nerdy" and "you should try that with a buggy. Seen that before and it looks hard core" and the winner for me was comming back home to see a 14meter kite up and down on the footy oval at the university so drove into ground just in time to watch this idiot slide through on his face for a point. I ran up grabbed the kite and found out these blokes had found the kite on the beach around frankton somewhere and decided to give it a crack. I said to go down to a beach and get some lessons to which rocket scientist said "but I thought the sand and water would wreck the kite" I was so tempted to re launch his kite and let Darwin sort it out.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
QLD, 2797 posts
5 Aug 2010 3:42pm
magilla said...

and found out these blokes had found the kite on the beach around frankton somewhere


its amazing how much stuff gets "found" in franga. when i lived there people even used to "find" things in my house while i was out.
little o
little o
WA
405 posts
WA, 405 posts
5 Aug 2010 5:50pm
while setting up at a beach in north WA 3 guys rock up in a ute..........
they pull out a 'kite' and start setting up a kite they found in their dad's shed
'can you give us a quick lesson'
'no you need lessons and they should never be quick' (and can you go 'kite' somewhere else so you don't piss me off on my first kite in months)
'oh ok'
they continue setting up so i sit and wait to see how dangerous it's going to be
'can you just let me know what i'm doing wrong'
'everything.............and do you see those power lines............' (10 m downwind)

i sit and watch waiting for natural selection to unfold.....unfortunately nature is kind and the wind dies
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
5 Aug 2010 9:17pm
"Ooh look, that guy is doing the bouncing bomb manouever".
herbyburger
herbyburger
WA
303 posts
WA, 303 posts
5 Aug 2010 10:12pm
Why do you disconnect your lines?????????????
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