aaahhhhh Professor Mark ,kinda has a ring to it don't you think

and judging by all your green thumbs i have to ask "why are all the pole dancers
hanging out in the kiters forum" ahhem,m the whole 8 of you that is

VB MAN said...
Lame Simo, did it years ago, but instead, hot launched off the rocks right in front of where the car is parked with carpet protecting the board. Twintip not booty.
Sorry but back in those days we didn't all have GoPros bolted to our testies to prove the in/out movement, but have witneses to the event. If you ever really wanna jump the groin proper, south of the wind direction thingy, well I will if you will.
Veebs

BTW congrats on your sponsorship and PKRA results, good to see your'e finally on some decent gear

yer nice one man but did u do it with westerly side shore wind should do it with NW wind we will a abel to clear a lot more distends. yer would be cool see u on the water again, im keen.

surfzup said...

sir ROWDY said...

kaleidoscope said...
Well lets hope you don't hurt yourself pulling mad tricks, as it doesn't look like you stayed in school long enough to have a fall back. It was probably boaring or some think?

Mark_australia said...
Being able to spell "pier" and then even better realising that a "pier" and a "groyne" (note spelling of latter) are very different things may lend some sort of validity to the thread.

Also if your name is "Simon Wichtermann" and then you use a different name to post "check out Simon Wichtermann jumping...." it looks a bit off.
Maybe call it "look at me jumping over a peer (sic) ........... " and then we know it is self pimping.

He's dyslexic you two knobs... no amount of school would fix that.

So he can't spell properly, big deal, I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either...

Keep it up Simon.

Wow you really let them have it with both barrels then didn't you..

I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either

Well erm I bet you erm don't know how to knit a scarf.

Ha! Beat that scumbag! In your face!!

Simon's a cabinet maker Einstein ...

p.s. Nice to know you knit scarfs though... good luck with that.

sir ROWDY said...


Simon's a cabinet maker Einstein

Wow. My sarcasm was completely lost (and wasted) on you.

This line

I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either

was a very big clue as to what his occupation is...

surfzup said...

sir ROWDY said...


Simon's a cabinet maker Einstein

Wow. My sarcasm was completely lost (and wasted) on you.

This line

I bet you two can't build a quality cabinet out of wood either

was a very big clue as to what his occupation is...

Is that a picture of you face palming after realising how stupid you were and that I quoted it so you couldn't edit it???
Even with the amazingly obvious sarcasm, what you said couldn't be "used" (or found) by anybody .

Zed said...

Is that a picture of you face palming after realising how stupid you were and that I quoted it so you couldn't edit it???
Even with the obvious sarcasm, what you said couldn't be "used" (or found) by anybody.

That doesn't even make any sense dude.

He claimed his amazing sarcasm was "lost (and wasted)" on me... so what I said makes sense if you actually read the entire dialogue and not just the last post .

sir ROWDY said...

Zed said...

Is that a picture of you face palming after realising how stupid you were and that I quoted it so you couldn't edit it???
Even with the obvious sarcasm, what you said couldn't be "used" (or found) by anybody.

That doesn't even make any sense dude.

He claimed his amazing sarcasm was "lost (and wasted)" on me... so what I said makes sense if you actually read the entire dialogue and not just the last post .

That still didn't make any sense. Are you drinking?

wow, must be "that time of the month" for a few posters i reckon

goodonyasimonI'dputapalletonmyrooftoo

VB MAN said...

swich said...

VB MAN said...
Lame Simo, did it years ago, but instead, hot launched off the rocks right in front of where the car is parked with carpet protecting the board. Twintip not booty.
Sorry but back in those days we didn't all have GoPros bolted to our testies to prove the in/out movement, but have witneses to the event. If you ever really wanna jump the groin proper, south of the wind direction thingy, well I will if you will.
Veebs

BTW congrats on your sponsorship and PKRA results, good to see your'e finally on some decent gear

yer nice one man but did u do it with westerly side shore wind should do it with NW wind we will a abel to clear a lot more distends. yer would be cool see u on the water again, im keen.

Cool Simo, I hoped you would bite to this one. Just ignore all those polies who only get on the water about three times a year and spend the rest of thier time trolling cool sports.
Anyway a west/n'wester would be ideal but can't see the possibility of that in the near future, so how about one of those thumpin, gusty, easterlies that we get during summer ?. What could possibly go wrong?

Why is anyone who dares have a go at kiters is either a poley or a troll? I kite and I just happen to think that there are a lot of retarded kiters out there - beautifully exemplified in the OPs video. Why jump off a car - it's not particularly dangerous it's just a dumberer thing to do and yeah he's got a kite, but it's not kiting.

Wow your profile tells us so much, get a life elsewhere, nobody

surfzup said...
I kite and I just happen to think that there are a lot of retarded kiters out there - beautifully exemplified by my posts on this forum.

FIXED.

School yard bullys sitting behind a key board!

Simon is the nicest, biggest hearted person you will ever meet.

Anyone that wants to have a go at someone because of spelling mistakes is just pathetic and you make me feel sick!!

Damo said...
School yard bullys sitting behind a key board!

Simon is the nicest, biggest hearted person you will ever meet.

Anyone that wants to have a go at someone because of spelling mistakes is just pathetic and you make me feel sick!!

For the record my post was a lighthearted p!sstake as he posted a video but did not make it clear it was him. It was even in third person. (Like if I called myself "ABC123" on here and posted a video thread entitled "look at how good this waveride by Mark is")

Also because peer vs pier makes the joke "that guy is so good he has no peer" a fairly obvious choice I would think.

I have nothing against Simon and to say anyone who makes light of something is a schoolyard bully, or pathetic, is a bit harsh Damo.
Better than the repeated incursions by some people into other forums simply to post that you are all old useless ****s blah blah ad nauseum for the last 4 or 5 yrs.
Better than some of the personal attacks I see here just because a noob stuffed up.

Intelligent, very mild p1sstakes done in jest when somebody posts themself up here, vs. uncalled for abuse - very different. TBH - if I posted a video of myself and used 3rd person narrative so it looks like somebody else posted it, I'd virtually expect to be torn apart by p!sstakers

That's awesome Simon!

Dude where was the front Mobe kiteloop in there?
Onya swich kid. See you in the west soon