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stabber
stabber
NSW
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3 May 2010 8:14pm
This thread just keeps getting better and better .... thanks keilani!

I definitely owe you a big kiss on the mouth.
jarvo
jarvo
NSW
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3 May 2010 8:33pm
stabber said...

jarvo said...

Butt Stabber surely wouldnt do that


I liked that one...rolfmao.

I almost puked my intestines up with laughter.


I ll take that as a compliment stabsy .....stoked about your rolfmao-ing ! must admit I too, truly had a rolfmao-a-thon
djdojo
djdojo
VIC
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3 May 2010 8:41pm
stabber said...

This thread just keeps getting better and better .... thanks keilani!

I definitely owe you a big kiss on the mouth.


Yep, I'm starting to have a clearer understanding of viral marketing. Between this and the kotp thread I now have a more close-up view of a simple statement or picture leading to a virtual controversy with the net result that the mentioned - but never promoted - brands (in this case "stabber" and "kotp") are now household names.

Maybe I can do this for me? Maybe I will become a millionaire? Cheers!
keilani
keilani
QLD
84 posts
QLD, 84 posts
3 May 2010 8:50pm
stabber said...

This thread just keeps getting better and better .... thanks keilani!

I definitely owe you a big kiss on the mouth.


mmm my pleasure,or should i say if u kiss me it would be your's
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
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3 May 2010 9:30pm
WOW,
and summers only just over.......

imagin what its gunna be like in here by the end of winter
keilani
keilani
QLD
84 posts
QLD, 84 posts
4 May 2010 10:25am
Do i get a bit of tongue too !
stabber
stabber
NSW
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5 May 2010 3:41pm
keilani said...

Do i get a bit of tongue too !


I don't go all tonguey in the first kiss....

But hows about a beer at my cabin
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
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5 May 2010 1:47pm
Shouldn't you be somewhere else rolling around in your money and laughing maniacally?
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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5 May 2010 1:50pm
If I had bulk money I wouldn't be at home on seabreeze thats for sure haha.
stabber
stabber
NSW
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16 May 2010 6:07pm
sir ROWDY said...

If I had bulk money I wouldn't be at home on seabreeze thats for sure haha.


Yes ya would rowds! It breaks the monotiny of life.
stabber
stabber
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16 May 2010 6:07pm
getfunky said...

Shouldn't you be somewhere else rolling around in your money and laughing maniacally?


There is only so much laughing and manic rolling around one can do!
jarvo
jarvo
NSW
86 posts
NSW, 86 posts
16 May 2010 9:10pm
orright, Here we go.................. it's back - it been a bit dull lately - go Richie!
Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
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17 May 2010 8:19pm
Hey Stabber,

I have got a business deal for you I know this guy (from Nigeria) asking us to help him transfer funds from Africa to Australia so he can move here.

He admitted that the funds he acquired was via corrupt means but he was past all that. He promised that if we helped him then we could have 25% of his $200 million dollar fortune.

PM if you are interested, and please keep it queit .
Fitzy
Fitzy
QLD
617 posts
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17 May 2010 11:36pm
If you win a Million Dollars, you better become a millionaire very quickly!!!

It has taken me 30 years to become an overnight success !!

Cheers - Fitzy
gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
19 May 2010 12:14am
I agree with Fitzy.........there is no free money........it is all paid for through blood sweat and tears.........each and every dollar.
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
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24 May 2010 3:03pm
Fitzy said...

If you win a Million Dollars, you better become a millionaire very quickly!!!

It has taken me 30 years to become an overnight success !!

Cheers - Fitzy


But if you win a couple of mill, you should be a multi millionaire pretty quick too...ey!

The true test would be if you gave away a few mill and still be a millionaire...haaahaa.
Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
2485 posts
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24 May 2010 1:57pm
haha stabber you are good entertainment. can you teach me how to make lots of money so i can be hell famous on SB too
KnutH
KnutH
VIC
427 posts
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24 May 2010 3:58pm
djdojo said...

stabber said...

This thread just keeps getting better and better .... thanks keilani!

I definitely owe you a big kiss on the mouth.


Yep, I'm starting to have a clearer understanding of viral marketing. Between this and the kotp thread I now have a more close-up view of a simple statement or picture leading to a virtual controversy with the net result that the mentioned - but never promoted - brands (in this case "stabber" and "kotp") are now household names.

Maybe I can do this for me? Maybe I will become a millionaire? Cheers!


If you wanna promote yourself, the first step would be to create a certain image, which pretty much comes down to polarization. Examples to study could be boxers, who have to hype their names to sell tickets.

So maybe you could position yourself as the "intellectual/philosophical kiteboarder"?
It could be an opposing model to the "cool skater kid kiteboarder", who does not give a damn about school and only wants to kite, skate and smoke pot.

If this strategy should pay off, I won't reject a paycheck.

djdojo
djdojo
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24 May 2010 5:21pm
KnutH said...

If you wanna promote yourself, the first step would be to create a certain image, which pretty much comes down to polarization. Examples to study could be boxers, who have to hype their names to sell tickets.

So maybe you could position yourself as the "intellectual/philosophical kiteboarder"?
It could be an opposing model to the "cool skater kid kiteboarder", who does not give a damn about school and only wants to kite, skate and smoke pot.

If this strategy should pay off, I won't reject a paycheck.




And then what? Book a boxing ring in which iconic Seabreeze kiters will do battle of some sort, be it debating, scoob-rolling, insult-hurling etc and sell tickets to the event?

I'm in, all we need is the Don King of kiting to promote the show.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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24 May 2010 3:51pm
^^^hahahaha, awesome dojo.
KnutH
KnutH
VIC
427 posts
VIC, 427 posts
24 May 2010 8:30pm
@djdojo
That would certainly be entertaining, but only attract the lil' Seabreeze community and therefore not yield magnificent financial results - and that's what we are ultimately after.
I would rather follow a vision like that:

Start with a youtube channel. Ideal medium for a low cost grassroots approach.
Do a video blog with the "weekly insights of the philosophical kiteboarder", where you blab about spiritual aspects of riding toeside, how kiting changed you from a felon to mother Teresa, and how the kiteboarding community could represent a better society with peace, tolerance, rainbows and unicorns. At least as long as the wind is good.

After reaching a critical mass, you would be invited to conferences where you educate important business people about "work-life balance". They go crazy for some buzzwords and pay heaps.

Along the way you could obtain a certification as the "old wise safety man", which qualifies you to lecture about safety aspects ("launch that SLE unhooked") on kitelife tv or some mags.

Does that sound like a career path?

For the record I don't smoke, just bored at uni. I would immediately cancel my studies if I could become ya manager.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
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24 May 2010 6:52pm
You should cancel your studies anyway by the sounds of things.
KnutH
KnutH
VIC
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24 May 2010 9:10pm
sir ROWDY said...

You should cancel your studies anyway by the sounds of things.


Yeah I certainly feel appointed to higher things..
I could shape your brand as well Rowdy.
What about "wakestyle at 12"® ?
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
24 May 2010 7:22pm
Nah I'm thinking of "PNTYBWBICP-inc". Wakestyle at 12 o'clock was so yesterday, it's all about Posing Next To Your Board With Boots In Cool Places now. P.M. me if you wanna help.
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
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24 May 2010 9:05pm
Rowdy I found someone to head your campaign!


sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
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24 May 2010 7:46pm
yeah baby! thats the goods. Got anymore? (boots don't necessarily need to be attached and you don't have to be able to ride it.)
KnutH
KnutH
VIC
427 posts
VIC, 427 posts
24 May 2010 10:26pm
Yeah I got some more..
Boots are unfortunately attached to the board, but could you fulfill the other criteria any better?

sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
24 May 2010 8:36pm
Hahaha, I don't get it? how else am I meant to get to the water?
I'm guessin you rollerblade to the water with your mates from "your" spot.

p.s. Thanks for taking an interest in me though and viewing my vids, my ego is inflating as we speak, ready for departure soon.
KnutH
KnutH
VIC
427 posts
VIC, 427 posts
24 May 2010 10:49pm
Yeah you caught my attention, but certainly not my interest!
Because I do care about "pushin' da sport", to quote the ultimate phrase from every freestyle kid interview.
And therefore, your video caused me several headaches and sleepless nights. The only anti-venom that I see is proper riding with the kite even higher than 12.
Unfortunately, Vimeo does not censor that video as well.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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24 May 2010 8:51pm
I think you need to have a good nights sleep and practice foruming a bit more tommorow before posting.
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