Nice work! Yeh get a safety boat, Flares and epirb, inflatable life raft, GPS tracking system, a short wave radio and a satellite recognition location tag. Farq me where's the adventure gone!
Nice work guys, yeh there are dangers, but less danger than growing fat, old and slow mowing the Farqin lawn until you finally die in your own ****e in a nursing home.
Oh how very irresponsible of you, dear me

Awesome I'm up for the next one, I will bring water, food and my Farqin manhood with me.
Ps just thought I'd preempt all the pussys who have had their balls slowly shrunk living in suburban hell, listening to whining women, when they tell you the dangers of your expedition.