Ride overpowered when you don't have the skills to back it up then crash into a chick's kite without even a yell to let her know that your completely out of control.

Tell someone who can ride in the conditions that they shouldn't go out.

Litter at the spot they always use.

Leave their lines unwound for a whole day without riding

Launch someone without checking their lines before letting go

Teach their dad to kite because they've had three lessons in January and get really pissed off when kiters tell them they are not capable of teaching after three lessons. Then get really pissed off about the fact that everyone keeps telling them the same thing about being careful of others. "It's not even windy" so we can't hurt anyone.

Can someone invent a simulation machine so people can experience the pain that a kite can cause when used in the wrong way.

pheew........I think i need a kite

Be uneffected by trends and ride the cheapest bow going whislt being friendly to all!

My kite is seriously better than everyone elses.
Ill tell you that at the beach.

I'm famous cause my genitalia is so small.

how do you know? please fellas talk only kiting there is women that read this post like little o we're going to scare them away

ha ha. I'm not easily scared off. Plus I'm into kiting for the sport not the men.

flipper4444 said...

sir ROWDY and space monky are the boys all the chicks want ya can see why there so famous and chicks love monkys

crash at 46.8kph on a twintip and manage to beat yourself up with your board from foot to knee to chest...

Yes I am noobler and recorded my speed via gps

little o said...


Litter at the spot they always use.

There is a special place in hell for those people who break glass.. I am always picking up glass shards

buy a north kite that you know the valves will fall off on.

onstrings said...

Be uneffected by trends and ride the cheapest bow going whislt being friendly to all!

^^^^^^^^^^^^ôuch

how fast did he stop after the splash

where does sir kite