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sir ROWDY

5378 posts

sir ROWDY

WA, 5378 posts

30 Aug 2010 10:11pm

Buy a kite.

ApatheticEnd

995 posts

ApatheticEnd

WA, 995 posts

30 Aug 2010 10:16pm

Step 2.) Post on Seabreeze about how "Core" and "Legit" you are and how everyone else lacks both of these qualities.

kitecroc

513 posts

kitecroc

SA, 513 posts

30 Aug 2010 11:52pm

Walk down to the beach and hold up your wind meter before choosing what size kite you are going to pump up. Even though there is already a dozen kites out of similar size.

KnutH

VIC

427 posts

KnutH

VIC, 427 posts

31 Aug 2010 12:32am

Wear a shirt over the harness while kiting..

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

31 Aug 2010 1:05am

rowdy wears a shirt ?

orynoco

QLD

271 posts

orynoco

QLD, 271 posts

31 Aug 2010 7:05am

Get 2150 posts on a forum about being a noob!!!

deXtrous

NSW

451 posts

deXtrous

NSW, 451 posts

31 Aug 2010 9:24am

You kidding? Kites are easy as fk to ride anyone can look moderately professional with one... If you wanna really look like a noob buy one of those pole sail thingys.

sir ROWDY

5378 posts

sir ROWDY

WA, 5378 posts

31 Aug 2010 7:28am

put boots on your board

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

31 Aug 2010 10:05am

you should put boots on your skateboard, and represent off the water to!

sir ROWDY

5378 posts

sir ROWDY

WA, 5378 posts

31 Aug 2010 8:19am

hookworm said...

you should put boots on your skateboard, and represent off the water to!

Technically its kinda already been done, its called razor scootering.

doolz

127 posts

doolz

SA, 127 posts

31 Aug 2010 10:00am

Board leash

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

31 Aug 2010 11:02am

sir ROWDY said...

hookworm said...

you should put boots on your skateboard, and represent off the water to!

Technically its kinda already been done, its called razor scootering.

I've never seen bindings on a razor scooter? be a man a put them on your skateboard.

flipper4444

VIC

1214 posts

flipper4444

VIC, 1214 posts

31 Aug 2010 11:09am

sir ROWDY man you are so awesome dude i like you son it's a thumbs up from me

buy a kite hahaha

Gorgo

VIC

5124 posts

Gorgo

VIC, 5124 posts

31 Aug 2010 12:58pm

Two guys carrying one set of kiteboarding gear down to the beach.

BennyB12

QLD

918 posts

BennyB12

QLD, 918 posts

31 Aug 2010 3:12pm

batman style accessory belt and sunnies....

bobjaan

314 posts

bobjaan

WA, 314 posts

31 Aug 2010 1:19pm

Keeps moaning about "Death Leashes" because he clearly does not know how to use one.

PsYLoR

QLD

927 posts

PsYLoR

QLD, 927 posts

31 Aug 2010 5:30pm

ride in 10-15knots

warwickl

NSW

2360 posts

warwickl

NSW, 2360 posts

31 Aug 2010 5:35pm

Just wondering were this fits - we will be all wearing PDFs soon because they think we are worth saving

sir ROWDY

5378 posts

sir ROWDY

WA, 5378 posts

31 Aug 2010 3:51pm

ApatheticEnd said...

Step 2.) Post on Seabreeze about how "Core" and "Legit" you are and how everyone else lacks both of these qualities.

And how you just made a new video and your riding boots for the first time and you entered it in some comp and everyone should go there and vote for it and its fully gangster...

GalahOnTheBay

NSW

4188 posts

GalahOnTheBay

NSW, 4188 posts

31 Aug 2010 5:52pm

hookworm said...

you should put boots on your skateboard, and represent off the water to!

I'd like to see that!

ewan kite

VIC

928 posts

ewan kite

VIC, 928 posts

31 Aug 2010 6:21pm

sir ROWDY said...

And how you just made a new video and your riding boots for the first time and you entered it in some comp and everyone should go there and vote for it and its fully gangster...

and using the same joke twice

sir ROWDY

5378 posts

sir ROWDY

WA, 5378 posts

31 Aug 2010 4:25pm

its not a joke... it's real life for some.

jas73

QLD

796 posts

jas73

QLD, 796 posts

31 Aug 2010 6:31pm

Your comments about Rowdy are starting to freak me out a bit.

flipper4444 said...

sir ROWDY man you are so awesome dude i like you son it's a thumbs up from me

buy a kite hahaha

bjw

QLD

3690 posts

bjw

QLD, 3690 posts

31 Aug 2010 7:45pm

Dont be scared Jaz. This forum is all about the love.

shannon8888

NSW

517 posts

shannon8888

NSW, 517 posts

31 Aug 2010 8:00pm

sir ROWDY said...

put boots on your board

`put boots on ironing board

flipper4444

VIC

1214 posts

flipper4444

VIC, 1214 posts

31 Aug 2010 8:17pm

sir ROWDY is the man

sir you should take

pointy nose gillards job i would vote for you

Jr Walks

284 posts

Jr Walks

WA, 284 posts

31 Aug 2010 6:27pm

flipper4444 said...

sir ROWDY is the man

sir you should take

pointy nose gillards job i would vote for you

This is what normal people call Psychosis

if you want to understand your condition click the link below
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychosis

kitegirl21

NSW

439 posts

kitegirl21

NSW, 439 posts

31 Aug 2010 8:35pm

DO mad fully sick jumps on the beach, full of people, and then post the video on seabreeze

bjw

QLD

3690 posts

bjw

QLD, 3690 posts

31 Aug 2010 8:48pm

I want to be a noob 4 ever after

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

31 Aug 2010 9:29pm

show a pro wakeboarder some clips of people doing "wakestyle" kitesurfing and watch there face when you ask them what they think!

and if they'd like to try kitesurfing! then show a pro surfer people kitesurfing in waves and see if they think its cool the response is priceless and they same everytime!!!!!

KnutH

VIC

427 posts

KnutH

VIC, 427 posts

31 Aug 2010 9:32pm

ApatheticEnd said...

Step 2.) Post on Seabreeze about how "Core" and "Legit" you are and how everyone else lacks both of these qualities.

... which leads us to a new spectrum, "corelegit(ness)"

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