Who are these non complaining women?

Do they really exist of are you guys just making this up to take the p1ss?

If they are real where to I buy one?

Mine had a spaz this morning because the alarm didn't go off.... She woke up at the right time just not by the alarm.... Now I for some reason i'm the biggest arrsewhole on the planet because the alarm didn't go off!

Sigh.

Woman, you can't live with them and its illegal to shoot them.


Now I need to go for a kite to release the tension so I don't go postal worker and tear someone a new arrsewhole.

mick14 said..

Bigtone you should take up mountain biking. .. its complementary to kiting... ride when its calm, kite when its windy. Riding fast down a hill feels almost as close to flying as boosting off waves.

Except the landings tend to be a bit harder! (well, the crash landings that is)

theDoctor said...



I don't know what my partner says about kitesurfing... I've never actually listened anything he has ever had to say..

Typo error there doc, don't worry I've put it right

better to beg forgiveness than ask permission......

I think Seabreeze should start a new area for "Wife Trading". Oh wait, that's whole new batch of problems...

Just explain to her that you're going to give up the kitesurfing and take up golf instead. And every week, regardless of wind, you will be out of the house wasting money for hours on end getting fat while hitting a tiny ball into a tiny hole.

Then seriously hope she doesn't call your bluff

It's easier to set the wife up in her own place, then buy your own place near a beach and have the odd sleep over.

Much more time for kiting, wood work, surfing, kayaking, mountain biking (thanks Mick) ......

Buddy of mine broke up with his missus. He's 40.
He signs him self up to this dating web site. Nek minut. he's getting 5+ emails a day for chick wanting "dates".Really they are wanting their cherry pie turned into jam. He then starts a 6 month bang fest of 5-6 different chicks per week,,,,

So....

There's option number 2, I guess. The missus not performing to specification.

Enter the online meat market and immerse yourself in debauchery which fits into your wind schedule.

Nissey said..

well im a chick and my husband doesn't want to come cause im to into it, so i bring my 10 year old son that is ripping it up now.

Very Cool!!

mick14 said..

Bigtone you should take up mountain biking. .. its complementary to kiting... ride when its calm, kite when its windy. Riding fast down a hill feels almost as close to flying as boosting off waves.

And you can go mountain biking at night for added jollies :)

towny49 said..

Hi, I am a single dad of a 5yo which adds another dimension! I have my daughter 1 week on 1 week off. The week on I team up with another single dad and we take the kids to the beach and take turns at kiting and baby sitting.
WANTED: Awesome chick who's partner left because she kited too much!
If I am going to hitch up again it might as well be with someone who shares the passion!

here i am. not single yet but if he makes me feel guilting once more for going kitting with my boy, im not hanging round to serves his dinner with a smile no more

BoardGirl said..

towny49 said..
Hi, I am a single dad of a 5yo which adds another dimension! I have my daughter 1 week on 1 week off. The week on I team up with another single dad and we take the kids to the beach and take turns at kiting and baby sitting.

WANTED: Awesome chick who's partner left because she kited too much!

If I am going to hitch up again it might as well be with someone who shares the passion!

Plenty of single kiter gals up here in Qld....not sure any of us want to babysit though, we're all looking for kite launchers / landers with benefits.....lol

hhehehe.... there in lies the issue with kids and dual parents partners who kite. If you have a super hot kite chick who wants to kite all the time you may end up with less kite time than if you had a non kiting chick whose happy to look after kids when its windy then get out and do her own thing when its not windy.....

One thing is certain tho. Chicks that kite are that much hotter than the exact same chick that doesn't kite!.......

VB MAN said...

stuntnaz said..

Sir V said...
I think Seabreeze should start a new area for "Wife Trading". Oh wait, that's whole new batch of problems...

We can through our keys in the seabreeze bowl if you no what I mean !!

Hey, I'm in

How many times have I told you to stop using my
Kite as your bra !!

BoardGirl said..

towny49 said..
Hi, I am a single dad of a 5yo which adds another dimension! I have my daughter 1 week on 1 week off. The week on I team up with another single dad and we take the kids to the beach and take turns at kiting and baby sitting.

WANTED: Awesome chick who's partner left because she kited too much!

If I am going to hitch up again it might as well be with someone who shares the passion!

Plenty of single kiter gals up here in Qld....not sure any of us want to babysit though, we're all looking for kite launchers / landers with benefits.....lol

That's more like it Bored Girl, knew you were a good sport

Thanks babe !!!

We'll I have the house to myself for a week misses has gone
To the farm to help her mum out .
And you guessed it no wind for a week aaarrrrhhhh
Bet it's green arrows when she gets back