Get a trainer kite and fly it like crazy, it will help. Then you can pass it to someone else or a friend who can play with it at the beach when you are out on the water. Don't tie yourself to a post! It’s not only dangerous but will not allow you to gain a proper understanding of the dynamics going on when your kite pulls you around.
Troll or no troll many people, beginners and others, read these posts. They might not always sort out the jokes from the serious advice. So, don’t tie yourself to posts, especially no this one bam bam