once i get a dog on i scream down and put as much distance between us and the owner as possible untill the dogs WAY out of whistle shot. then i come back on land and just leave my kite sitting just above the breakers and watch the dog nearly drown for half an hour untill it ****s off. when it gets tired i just lower the kite for ahwhile and he thinks hes going to get it then i just raise it again. its allso good for directing the kite over people sunbaking and the dog will just run all over them clawing them up trying to get at the kite.

im going to start kiting where theres no powerlines so i can lure them over onto the road. or fire.... or a cliff....

if you have a dog keep it on a bloody leash in public.

It seems pretty common that people who love dogs cannot understand why the rest of the world does not love their dog.

My wife has an annoying friend who every time she visits she brings her **ty lab cross. Takes over the property, conversation, focus of whatever was previously happening before they arrived. To cap it off, when it ** on my lawn she laughed and said "A present for you to pick up later on!"..... cheeky bit*h.

Sooooo... how can I slowly poison this dog without arousing suspicion? Hints please.

We have a dog bog beach that also unfortunatly is a fav downwider launch/land spot.
On arrival gag at ammonia smell sidestep nuggets not picked up by early walkers.
Watch others picking up their nuggets and tie bag to fence.
"I'll bin it on return" they say!!! Trophies hanging on fence for days till poor council
guy gagging takes them away!!
Dogs have rights too! I'm told.
What is it that as soon as a dog smells sea air its sphincter instantly opens to drop a load!!
The best bit is when you step on a fresh warm just laid and it squishes between your toes!!
mmmm mm
Thats so cute!!... some be ach giggles.....
Dogs have rights too.... ???

If you kite at a beach where dogs are allowed off leash- well then you are going to get dogs running around. Saying that though, I have a jack Russell which doesn't come off the leash because she is f#%king nuts, but my border collie is fine.
I think you need a bit of paitence both ways.
And nothing pisses me off more then d#%khead dog owners who don't pick up after their mutts.

We have all had this problem, I have dogs and I clean up after them...

But the funniest thing I have ever seen was I was at a beach and a mixa dog came bounding up as I launched my kite. Lucky I got it in the air in time I told the owner and said it was an on lead area and he told me to get Farqed. I went to go get to my board and the dog grabbed the handle and started to try to run. The rail of the board sticks into the sand and flips the dog over Arse over Titt. The owner runs up not worried about my board and sees the dog on its arse. He starts abusing me for laughing, I said it was bloody funny (the fisherman near by were pissing themselves). I checked my board It looked OK, no damage done here mate. I think the guy thought his dog had broke its jaw.

I thought it was pretty funny and very clever of the dog to try and pick something up so heavy. Love to train my dog to retrieve my board at the beach.

I tell you this if a dog grabbed a fishing rod on the beach the fisherman would kill them... Never mess with a bogan and his rod....

it took me ages to teach big dog to do that...

sunday morning 9am there was always a few eager beavers down from sydney, kites pumped up lines layed out, waiting for the seabreeze to kick in round 1...

we'd walk up from my house and big dog being the 90kg alfa male that he was had to piss on everything that wasn't there yesterday.... as well as the things he pissed on yesterday..

plus he had no neck so you couldn't walk him on a lead, plus you couldn't walk him on a lead cause you had to stop every couple of meters whilst he sniffed everything then pissed on it...

I swear he must of had an eighty litre bladder..

wow, this is just one big whinge fest!

Actually I hate dogs, except the one and only breed that does not bother anyone or anything - Golden Retrievers or Golden Labs. If only governments just killed off the others and only let those survive, the world would have been a happier place.

Next dog that comes too close, I'll laso it with my safety leash around its collar and drag it out to the deep blue sea - unless it's the Luck Dragon!

default said..

seems to be some kind of dog epidemic in QLD/NSW!

Yep! The further up you go, the more bogans - hence the more feral dogs.

keep it on a bloody leash then ugly. SIMPLE

Kozzie said..

keep it on a bloody leash then ugly. SIMPLE

it is A GRADE ZIPPER SNIFFERS LIKE YOU THAT SHOLDS BE ON A LEASH

Best fun is a dog chasing you in the shorebreak. High speed jibes and a healthy spray in the face as he tries to bite you. Next best thing to a porcupine for aggro dogs running loose and distributing free range grogans.

i just bought a staffy, shes beautiful and eats her own s h i t so i dont have to clean it up, perfect(bit annoying when she licks me face though).

Where can I get one of these?