Gorgo said..
Any sport that involves rules and keeping score.
You're telling me I've done something wrong and you must penalise me for it? **** off!
You've had more fun than me because you've got a higher score? Stick that up your arse!
My idea of a good fun is doing what I want, the way I want and getting as much enjoyment out of it as I want. Even better is when I can say, "I'm having huge fun. You should join in and have as much fun as I'm having!"
"I'm the athlete, I'm the competition, I'm the distinguished panel of judges".
...You rock man.