goddammit !!
one of my fellow poms started singing this and i cant get it out of my head!!

What do you do if you want to go to loo,
In an english country garden?
Pull down ya pants and frighten all the ants
in an english country garden.
Or give a little push and fertilise a bush
in an english country garden.
tie it in a knot and find a toilet block
in an english country garden
arrrrrgghh !! its fricken endless !!!