saltiest1 said...

fair enough. apologies to you guys. point taken.
will resort to fat jokes instead, until someone has a fat sister and i cop a bar stool to the head.

im a fat bastard as well,na even though my post was deleted,i stand by every word i said saltiest

no dramas.

GreenPat said...

I visit this other forum (it's true, sorry Loz) where there are a whole lot more inmates than here, and it's even been around a bit longer (if that's possible). Years, experience, and volume of members there has led to forum rules where any bringing any sort of family into it gets you an immediate vacation. That must be for a reason. Myself, I spent enough time in undergraduate engineering to hear every mum joke there is, and it doesn't bother me. But if everyone was like me, the world would be a pretty boring place. So respect my authoritah, or expect some time off...

Thanks sherrif, now go to bed

The forum delete button is worn out mate

^^ can hear green pat now... "you feelin lucky punk"

smicko said...

Kiteboy is on it. Keep a log of noise times and police calls and call the cops every 15 mins, give them the sh!ts. Get their surrounding neighbours involved, more than one call and the coppers can't ignore it. As soon as the noise starts, send a txt to all the neighbours asking them to make a noise complaint. Coppers can't lock 'em up but they can impound the stezza. Your main avenue of revenge will be the local council, once you and your neighbours have submitted a log of noise complaints the offenders get a max of three warnings or something before a fine of up to 60k. If it's a rental, you'll have new tenants quick smart and if it's owner occupied they'll learn to STFU in no time.
Went through it with the crackwhore next door about 12 months ago, once she realised that she was going to lose her house that she worked so hard to f%ck her ex over for, she learned to be a good neighbour.

We had a similar problem in our street, a private rental (no agents involved) and an owner who didn't care what was going on. We eventually got rid of them (took nearly a year) after we got together as a group of about 25 neighbours and with a lot of help from the local police. (they started visiting the owner at his business during the day and he was getting sick of the cops turning up every 5 minutes when he was trying to fix cars). Here in Qld if the owner or agent doesn't want to do anything there is basicly nothing that can be done. The council has no laws and is useless as tits on a bull.
Which is why I am interested in your post re the large fine after 3 strikes. Is that across the board in WA or just individual councils. Any idea where I can find more info. The rental authority here has 3 strikes and out rule for tennants but the owner or agent must instigate things. If the ferrals happended to own the property there would be nothing that we could do legally.

whats wrong with grabbing a slab of P!SS and joining the party

I've got 'em too. Seem to be FIFO and sit outside 3-4 nights midweek from 1-5AM talking (occasionally raucously) and laughing. No music, and nothing that could be heard from two doors up probably, but f**king annoying. Am yet to do anything about it. Seagulls sounds like a cracker idea!

I had 20 noise complaints made against me over 6 months to council including numerous visits from the rangers and 3 visits from the cops a few years back.

lotofwind said...

There is a wise ancient Chinese proverb thats says,
"If its too loud, your too old"

The police just love these complaints.
They feel in takes away time from catching real criminals,
like tazering and killing brazilian tourists that may or may not have taken a biscuit.

Hey lotofwind - you do realise that Brazilian tourists are not tourists with brazilians, but holidaymakers who normally reside in Brazil.

I appreciate that you get excited and snigger when somebody mentions scotch finger biscuits, but a brazilian tourist who fingered some bisuits may not be quite what your sick little mind thinks it it.



I know, because somebody explained the situation to me after I giggled a lot, and told them 'shooting my tazer' was a euphamism I hadn't heard before.

62mac said...

saltiest1 said...

no dramas.

i dont forget or forgive have a good weekend

ive got a mate that did the same thing. he was a sour old cretan until he realised that holding on to grudges was the cause, or a good part of, his stress. they say its a good start to forgive, not forget but use it as a lesson learnt.
just sayin'. no malice. have a good weekend - seriously.

If you become really fed up with loud people next door, the Police/Council say it is all to hard and the recalcitrant neighbours insist on continuing to be selfish pricks, purchase some Fluroscein Dye ( you can buy this online).
Begin buy sprinkling the powder on their cars and into grill/external vents, basically any crack or void. Then widen your attack to include random areas of their lawn, then gardens, plants and so forth. Just be aware that this stuff is super super concentrated, even the slightest amount of dust will turn any contact surface bright green. If they have a swimming pool, a cup will make the pool look like a giant bowl of radiator coolant. I am not exaggerating, a 5kg bucket of this stuff would turn Hillary's Boat Harbour fluro green for many weeks, maybe even months. Won't do any harm to the environment (apart from altering the amount of light penetrating the water, which may have some consequences) but would look terribly phucked up.

DO NOT GET ANY OF THE POWDER ON YOUR SELF as you will be easily identified as the culprit and you will look like one of the Simpsons for at least a month. Really, doing this would amount to a declaration of war. I wouldn't do it personally, but just putting it out there............

rear neighbours were quiet again last night bless 'em, but next door have picked up a dog yesterday and yelp and whined most of the night. cant win at least i can see the funny side.

Mobydisc said...

youngbull said...

stuk said...

Move onto acreage

Ha. Every time I go for a drive in the sticks you always see huge properties
and houses within spitting range of each other.

Nothing - nothing - nothing - nothing - house - house - house - 10k's more of nothing
house - house - house and so on.... Just bizarre.

True,

if your house is about 10 meters away from your neighbour's house why not just live in town? I guess they do this to save money on electrical and other utility connections.

Great advice about the seagulls.

My nearest neighbours are a kilometre away, which is good as the young blokes (twins) are in a band- never hear them.

GreenPat said...

Behind us were at it again last night. First thing that happened was the alarm went off. It went for about 10 minutes then paused for about 10 seconds before starting again, on and off for a while until a car came racing down the driveway. There was a banging on the door (theirs, not ours) and shouting. Alarm kept going off for a while until it was replaced completely by shouting. From what I could pick up of the conversation the female of the species must have changed the alarm code without yet changing the locks, and the male had arrived without permission while she was out. Eventually the male was convinced to leave with the help of a relative of the female. The female later came out and apologised to another one of the neighbours behind. From what we heard of that we caught the sentence 'he's not a hobo, he's got money'.

Everything else put together we reckon she's booted him out once and for all (if she goes ahead and changes the locks as well). That will leave her a single mother with two children to two different fathers. The oldest one is 'special needs', and the guy she just booted out had some problems with 'basic problem solving', to put it mildly. So his new baby doesn't have much genetic chance of topping any classes at school either.

This is why we need boat people.