i will take you more seriously next time you bang on my door mate. yet we have never complained about you dressing as tarzan and howling every time you self pleasure one self every friday saturday and monday. hey lets get together

Kiteboy is on it. Keep a log of noise times and police calls and call the cops every 15 mins, give them the sh!ts. Get their surrounding neighbours involved, more than one call and the coppers can't ignore it. As soon as the noise starts, send a txt to all the neighbours asking them to make a noise complaint. Coppers can't lock 'em up but they can impound the stezza. Your main avenue of revenge will be the local council, once you and your neighbours have submitted a log of noise complaints the offenders get a max of three warnings or something before a fine of up to 60k. If it's a rental, you'll have new tenants quick smart and if it's owner occupied they'll learn to STFU in no time.
Went through it with the crackwhore next door about 12 months ago, once she realised that she was going to lose her house that she worked so hard to f%ck her ex over for, she learned to be a good neighbour.

Politely explain your concerns with the tools. If that fails then cut their power........if an older style house help yourself to their fuses and deposit them in a bin somewhere. Repeat every few days at random times. All this whilst simultaneously doing as others have suggested above re: recording activity and pestering police and council.

Easy, I have the same problem. Only mine is my brother blaring music at midnight. All i do when i've had enough is go to the power box outside and trip the switch for the garage. He's to dumb to know what the hell happend to his computer
True story
Give it a go!!!

You sound like my Mate. Every Saturday night was loud with yelling and music from 20 to 30 late teens (pissed him off more because the music was changed halfway through each song).

Neighbours had the large speakers cranking in the backyard. Wife couldn't watch TV and his toddler kept waking up. They rang up the cops and this worked well one weekend. On other weekends it worked less so.

He was extremely frustrated.

So after promising to his wife that he wouldn't smash anybody he finally went over to confront the young ins. Knocked on the door while the music was blaring and found the Dad watching the footy visuals and the Mum hanging with the kids.

A bit shocked that the parents were actually there he asked them politely to turn the music down. They agreed. It went down for 10 minutes and then back up.

At midnight, and in the quiet time between song changes, a large rock landed on their patio roof. Massive impact and noise. Music didn't go back on.

The problem was solved for a couple months.

The next time the music was loud a large rock landed on their patio within an hour.

Problem solved.

It's a simple equation now. Music up = A rock onto the patio roof.

Saltiest1,
Sounds like some good advice so far.
Just a thought, consider go over to politely explain to your friends about the noise, but time your visit for when they are sleeping (like the morning after they are making a racket).

The rock on the roof could work, although when I lived in coastal SA I used a different variation...

Half a loaf of stale bread scattered on the roof.
It is amazing how satisfying it is to witness about a thousand seagulls on a roof fighting over bread crumbs. They can be so loud that it can be hard to hear the screams of abuse from the occupants trying to sleep off their late night of noisy partying. It's very therapeutic.

stuk said...

Move onto acreage

Ha. Every time I go for a drive in the sticks you always see huge properties
and houses within spitting range of each other.

Nothing - nothing - nothing - nothing - house - house - house - 10k's more of nothing
house - house - house and so on.... Just bizarre.

saltiest1 said...

1.00 am to 3.30am or so every wedneday and thursday nights, up goes the music, loud ranting and pissy chatter from idiots behind us. about mid 20 year old tools. ive fronted them before at these times but just get ignored. apart from hiring an assassin, any suggestions? council is useless, cops dont care. seriously about to boil over and wax up their windscreens with "STFU".

i had the same in st kilda.
the trick is NOT to front up to them.

if they are really bad, give it a few months and then begin a war of terror.

i did this to a neighbour who used to continually throw parties on a wednesday night that kept all of our apartment block awake till 5am, resulting in me missing work the next day.

start by nicking their electricity fuse (the main ceramic one on the outside of their unit) their food will spoil and its a call out to the electricity board for a new one and there not cheap.

liquidise left over pilchards from fishing, mix with milk and vinegar and fill their letter box with the stuff when its forecast 30 degree day.
use a squegee bottle to put in inside their car via the door seals.

any hard rubbish thats in the street chuck over their fence, (i chucked a lamp through their kitchen window one saturday night)

steal forsale signs and chuck them in his garden, then call the realestate agent the next day saying that you saw him stealing them last night

and the result was that he promptly moved out !!

frucking WIN !!!

BUT!!! THE BEST ONE was one my mate did in sydney,

he took the plates off his bad neighbours car, fitted them to another car of the same model and drove back and forth through speed cameras that night at 120+ kmh.
after an hour of this, he refitted the plates to their car.

imagine trying to explain that one to the court!!

New forum rule: No Mum jokes. Not sure why, but seems to be important on a lot of forums.

Oh, i was thinking a different type of loud;

had a neighbour who liked to rattle our windows with the bass at 2.00am, when i rang the police they asked me to turn down the music as they could hear me!!!!
they finally got the idea and drove past as he changed the music. on our 3rd call (3.00am) they drove past when the music was cranking.
when they knocked on his door, we heard him telling me to F*off or he'd shove a cd up my *.
when they knocked again he came out the door ready to fight, into the arms of 3 police with batons.
I sat on my front lawn ,and wet myself laughing as they demonstrated what happens when 3 overworked police officers have their last night shift messed up .
. never heard boo from him ever again.
the police will sort it out if you are patient.they are great
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NasiGoreng said...

start by nicking their electricity fuse

An oldie but a goodie

That's usually my last resort though: I have been known to glue the front (and back if possible) doors shut with the strongest and fastest setting glue I can find before turning the power out. [}:)]

(If you are my neighbour you have to try REALLY hard to deserve that one though)

fronted them early this morning. youguns were pretty cool. but if it happens tonight its gonna be bread on the roof, rocks on the veranda roof and mum jokes. apparently they are offensive. **** off.

saltiest1 said...

i know a lot of good mum jokes though

Really

fair enough. apologies to you guys. point taken.
will resort to fat jokes instead, until someone has a fat sister and i cop a bar stool to the head.