When is surfing porn at work a bad idea?

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GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
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2 Feb 2010 9:36pm
Well always, but especially if you are live on national television.

At least today's rate announcement was a little more interesting than usual.

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GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
2 Feb 2010 9:52pm
Video can be found at: http://www.mediafire.com/file/mymgtz3mjiz/LAUNCESTON_100202-143007.wmv

Right at the end he turns around and realises what he has done - gold!
Ben 555
Ben 555
NSW
456 posts
NSW, 456 posts
2 Feb 2010 10:43pm
Gold Gold Gold
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
2 Feb 2010 7:54pm
There's one guy out of work,oh well someone else will replace him.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
2 Feb 2010 8:46pm
I have my own office.
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2568 posts
NSW, 2568 posts
2 Feb 2010 11:51pm
thatll be viral. great.
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
3 Feb 2010 9:33am
Ben 555 said...

Gold Gold Gold



X2!
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
3 Feb 2010 11:14am
doggie said...

I have my own office.


I have my own office with a 24 inch monitor facing the glass back wall with the main thoroughfare behind it.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
3 Feb 2010 9:22am
GreenPat said...

doggie said...

I have my own office.


I have my own office with a 24 inch monitor facing the glass back wall with the main thoroughfare behind it.


No porn for you then nobody can see what Im doing
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
3 Feb 2010 10:31am
doggie said...

GreenPat said...

doggie said...

I have my own office.


I have my own office with a 24 inch monitor facing the glass back wall with the main thoroughfare behind it.


No porn for you then nobody can see what Im doing


Let's all be grateful for that!
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
3 Feb 2010 10:36am
getfunky said...

doggie said...

GreenPat said...

doggie said...

I have my own office.


I have my own office with a 24 inch monitor facing the glass back wall with the main thoroughfare behind it.


No porn for you then nobody can see what Im doing


Let's all be grateful for that!


Yes, lets
bingles
bingles
WA
363 posts
WA, 363 posts
3 Feb 2010 2:50pm
Damn - i thought by the title of this thread that i might have been able to get some good links to "safe" at work porn..
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
3 Feb 2010 5:32pm
bingles said...

Damn - i thought by the title of this thread that i might have been able to get some good links to "safe" at work porn..


Dunno about that but Ive got heaps of email porn, I get tonnes every day

Well maybe not that much but a bit....
tightlines
tightlines
WA
3509 posts
WA, 3509 posts
3 Feb 2010 6:07pm
My office is just a sea of screens but the closest to porn is the one on the left with the wave on it

thommo 000
thommo 000
1670 posts
1670 posts
3 Feb 2010 6:13pm
and the rest are Pokemon
mattyjee
mattyjee
WA
575 posts
WA, 575 posts
3 Feb 2010 9:24pm


raggy
raggy
VIC
564 posts
VIC, 564 posts
4 Feb 2010 1:13am
tightlines said...

My office is just a sea of screens but the closest to porn is the one on the left with the wave on it


holy crap were do you work

tightlines
tightlines
WA
3509 posts
WA, 3509 posts
3 Feb 2010 11:02pm
Work.....who me?....nuh I just go there to surf the net

Actually I'm not suppose to tell anyone this but.... it is the WA office of the Seabreeze weather forecasting staion, Laurie has got me hard at work producing green arrows, you can see some on the conveyor belts in the background. I'm getting a bit of a stockpile happening ready for Kitestock
Jar6d
Jar6d
WA
12 posts
WA, 12 posts
4 Feb 2010 10:05am
^^ I did my engineering vac time there :)

Loved the pictures of the old offices with the massive CRT's montors!!
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
4 Feb 2010 10:42am
^^is it the control center for the trains?
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
4 Feb 2010 6:53pm
Ahhhhh,.. So this is the fabled "Elderly Control Centre"
I knew it existed somewhere and my bet is, this is it!.
For those that don't know, it's the place where they control the deployment of the slow, befuddled and elderly so that they can get in your way at the most critical and inconvenient moment.

They have cameras set up all over the place to detect when people are in a hurry and rushing to do something important.
When they find such a situation, they radio through to their field agents who shuffle in on their zither frames and get to the ticket machine just in front of you, and then fossic through their purse/ wallet/ pockets for the right money/ train ticket or whatever, while you stand there behind them and watch your train pull out of the station, or your car cops a parking ticket, or, or, or, the dozen other things which you thought you could avoid if you could just nip in and do what you need to at a normal pace.

You can see in the screens that the critical areas where lots of people are in a hurry come up in red. They are the areas they concentrate on.

The areas of a less critical nature come up in yellows.
Areas where noone is detected in a hurry come up in green.

Mr. Tightlines,.. SHAME ON YOU!!!
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
4 Feb 2010 7:03pm
I can see a sign on the wall but my eyes cant make it out
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
4 Feb 2010 7:27pm
It says "Elderly Control Centre"
I just told you that.
Doesn't anybody listen to anthing I say?
sharkbiscuit
sharkbiscuit
820 posts
820 posts
7 Feb 2010 7:50pm
Hi All

I watched this video and didn't find it that bad to tell you the truth. I then forgot all about the matter.

Today, I have learnt that the guy has lost his job:

idle.slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&type=story&sid=10/02/05/1459220

and

news.hereisthecity.com/news/business_news/9904.cntns


Imagine if you were sacked at work over a technicality ?. Who here has a mortgage ? (me). It would be the end of everything for me. I for one have opened up a rude email as work and kept on reading it. Very sad that somebody has lost their job over a silly thing like this. I think Macquarie need to man up and reinstate Dave. What do you think ???????

Ja
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
7 Feb 2010 10:46pm
pweedas said...

Ahhhhh,.. So this is the fabled "Elderly Control Centre"
I knew it existed somewhere and my bet is, this is it!.
For those that don't know, it's the place where they control the deployment of the slow, befuddled and elderly so that they can get in your way at the most critical and inconvenient moment.

They have cameras set up all over the place to detect when people are in a hurry and rushing to do something important.
When they find such a situation, they radio through to their field agents who shuffle in on their zither frames and get to the ticket machine just in front of you, and then fossic through their purse/ wallet/ pockets for the right money/ train ticket or whatever, while you stand there behind them and watch your train pull out of the station, or your car cops a parking ticket, or, or, or, the dozen other things which you thought you could avoid if you could just nip in and do what you need to at a normal pace.

You can see in the screens that the critical areas where lots of people are in a hurry come up in red. They are the areas they concentrate on.

The areas of a less critical nature come up in yellows.
Areas where noone is detected in a hurry come up in green.

Mr. Tightlines,.. SHAME ON YOU!!!



pweedas, no doubt the control centre also co-ordinates the Toyota 'Crowns' on the road. You know the ones, as soon as there is a free flowing lane of traffic, along comes a Toyota Crown at half the speed limit, stopping at all the green lights.

NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
7 Feb 2010 10:52pm
They must have heard you Sharkbiscuit. He's been reinstated.
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
2 Mar 2010 2:43pm
upwind
upwind
QLD
166 posts
QLD, 166 posts
2 Mar 2010 5:00pm
you can't buy exposure (pardon the pun) like that
oliver
oliver
3952 posts
3952 posts
2 Mar 2010 4:51pm
I follow this blog: http://thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com/ and would scan quickly through it once while at work each day. I guess it could be labeled porn, but I think of it as art. Kind of scary to think I could lose my job for looking at art?
dantren
dantren
QLD
307 posts
QLD, 307 posts
2 Mar 2010 7:15pm
That's not Porn, It's photography........[}:)]
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
3 Mar 2010 10:03am
I just found out that its bad all the time
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