Gestalt said..
I was pretty surprised to read in the qld wildlife book linked on page 1 that swamp tigers are considered harmless.
certainly weren't when I was growing up.
I don't know where these books and web sites get their information from.
I should send over a tiger snake for them to play with for a while and then they could revise their writings, if they live that long.
Tiger snakes are one of the most poisonous snakes in Australia and they are made worse by the fact that they do not try to run away when you approach, no matter how much noise you make. They just sit there waiting.
That doesn't mean they will certainly bite you if you put your foot close to them, but they will if they feel like it.
At the start of season, they generally feel like it. (august, sept, and maybe october)
At the end of season they generally don't. (march, april)
They rarely strike higher than gum boots high so you're pretty safe grubbing through tall grass in gum boots and jeans.
The problem is, gum boots and jeans are really uncomfortable in summer so it's more often shorts and joggers.
They are supposed to be a protected species. I have no idea why they should be.
They are everywhere and breed like rabbits.
Tiger snakes are born live, and lethal from birth and the normal number is around 12 to 24. (Yes, I count them.)
There are probably hundreds of them around the paddocks here and there is only one of me.
If I killed every one I saw it would make no difference at all, in the same way that it makes no difference if I killed every rabbit I saw.
There are too many of them and the breeding rate far exceeds the kill rate I am capable of, unless I made it my sole occupation.
Any which cross my path around the house are relocated with a spade to the afterlife.
Don't tackle them with a spade when they are propped up and ready to take you on.
On a warm day they are very quick and you will probably end up with both you and the snake dancing around on the same patch of ground.
The odds will then be in the snakes favour.
Stand still a short distance off and wait for it to slither off.
Don't take your eyes off it for even one second because they somehow become invisible and disappear.
Then aim one short chop about 10 to 15 inches behind the head.
Don't aim too close to the head because they can move it so fast you will almost always miss it. And then they get angry again.
Don't try and cut it right through. There is no need and it's better if you don't.
So long as it's spine is broken they are very much restricted in what they can do.
Stay cool and calculating. Don't go into a wild slashing frenzy because your odds of coming out on the wrong side of the equation increase drastically.
Wait for it to simmer down a bit.
You can then give it a wack on the head to finish it off.
It is still lethal after death so don't start using it as a whip or anything silly.
People have died after being hit by a snakes head while using them as whips. (true)
Cut it's head off and bury it.
For me, all this applies only to tiger snakes.
They are easy to identify and we are not short of them.
Anything else is free to carry on doing whatever snakes do.
If we had taipans or death adders here I would probably extend it to those, but we don't.
If you do then it's your decision.
{edit} very important. Always have a clear retreat path. They can throw themselves about 6 feet when amped up on a hot day.