FlySurfer said..





I love like Christmas.

1.- It's hot.
2.- Everybody farks off out of Sydney and I can actually drive around without queueing.
3.- The DHL/FedEx guy brings everything I ordered.
4.- My wife makes extra nice food.
Only downside is I have to listen to her bitch way more than normal.


I specially like working during Christmas... nobody around

Merry Christmas... Ho.

Chris_M said..

Wow. Just wow.

People forge the true meaning of Christmas because they got so caught up in their own goddam consumer driven desires.

If people took some time to remember that Santa Claus dies on the cross so we could all have presents every year, perhaps some of you might feel connected once again, just like when you were children.

Just think how hard Jesus has to work every 25th December, driving that sleigh around, he must be freezing in that tiny loin cloth, with just his beard to keep him warm. Dude is so hungry yet he toils and toils to get you your presents. Lucky he is skinny enough to fit down most of your chimneys. Well, those of you that deserve it anyway.

youngbull said...
[br]I really hate xmas.

You have to work harder to waste more money on people you dont like.
You have to agree with the wifey on everything!!
You have to join ques in shop's behind fat smelly people, not to mention parking.
Your forced to wake up early to receive presents you paid for.

Since I was 17 every xmas has been a social wank and wallet drainer.
The social part kills me as much as the $$$$ part of it.
I hate to say it but I really do hate it. rrrrrrrrrrrrr


Cheers Feel better now

Kamikuza said...
Last night, after I got home from a sesh on the lake...

Missus: How was it?
Kamikuza: Pretty good, considering. What do you want to do tomorrow?
M: What's the wind forecast like?
K: What?! Tomorrow?
M: Yes.
K: But it's Christmas!
M: So?

I married the right woman, I think