10.- The cat doesn't want to be let out.
9.- You stop putting things in the fridge.
8.- The sitting room looks more like a bedroom.
7.- The climate control stops displaying the temperature, and just displays LO.
6.- The office greeting becomes, "isn't it cold".
5.- There are more cars with white tops than usual.
4.- You drive everywhere instead of taking the bike.
3.- Your motor bike displays an accident icon.
2.- There's no hot water cos your hot water pipe froze.

And the #1 reason you know it's cold, there's less cleavage on display around town!

when you swallow you have 3 adams apples

The propaganda ministry stops talking about Global Warming.

Look my mate with the weather station sent me this...


Yup, -14.6 wind chill, on the coast just south of Sydney.

Ice sheets on the windscreen, Perth is freezing as well. Not as cold as yesterday tho

.... you have to hold onto your penis when windsurfing naked

Having to put long sleeves and gloves on to ride to work.

Good incentive to work harder tho

you wear a jumper when you get up in the morning but take it off when you go outside beacause it's 22 deg at 830am

gotta love queensland. Where's all the bragging about perth wind now mofos

still kiting at my local with boardies on.

Gee, thank goodness for Global Warming otherwise it would be a lot colder....

myusernam said...

you wear a jumper when you get up in the morning but take it off when you go outside beacause it's 22 deg at 830am

gotta love queensland. Where's all the bragging about perth wind now mofos

still kiting at my local with boardies on.

Goddam you user!! If it weren't for your great baps I'd hate you!

Good luck with the jellies.

here's how we tell.....

myusernam said...

you wear a jumper when you get up in the morning but take it off when you go outside beacause it's 22 deg at 830am

gotta love queensland. Where's all the bragging about perth wind now mofos

still kiting at my local with boardies on.

That's alright mate, our summer more than makes up the difference, it's not even THAT cold really. I still go running with the dog at night in the pitch black in shorts and a t-shirt

When it's -5 C and the air is damp THAT is when it's c***py like where that oil spill is in the States. That sucked when your hands and back of the ears used to hurt from just walking around outside. It was worse than the -20 and dry in Canada when snowboarding.