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Shooting the breeze.

Gestalt

QLD

14956 posts

Gestalt

QLD, 14956 posts

26 Nov 2009 4:21pm

as handy as a butter knife at a wood chopping contest.

Gr0mm3t

89 posts

Gr0mm3t

89 posts

26 Nov 2009 2:41pm

thats about as handy as Mark's avatar...

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

26 Nov 2009 9:20pm

Mark you numb skull

You burnt Gestie for repeating a 'handy as' and then you did it yourself hahaha

A handy as peddles on a wheel chair

Mark _australia

23651 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23651 posts

26 Nov 2009 9:33pm

err.... ummm.... no they're different ....umm .... ish

busterwa

3782 posts

busterwa

3782 posts

26 Nov 2009 9:41pm

dictionary with an index
a spoiler kit on a hyundi exel

doggie

15849 posts

doggie

WA, 15849 posts

27 Nov 2009 10:48am

Gr0mm3t said...

thats about as handy as Mark's avatar...

I liked his old one better, the guy with his finger through his eye

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

grumplestiltskin

WA, 2331 posts

27 Nov 2009 1:00pm

Here's one for Mineral ...

Thats as handy as getting all new sails, then breaking your ankle and ruling yourself out for a season

PS: hope recover etc. goes well Minno

Gr0mm3t

89 posts

Gr0mm3t

89 posts

27 Nov 2009 1:53pm

doggie said...
I liked his old one better, the guy with his finger through his eye

yeah true Doggie

Idiot

577 posts

Idiot

WA, 577 posts

27 Nov 2009 2:06pm

doggie said...

Gestalt said...

bugger, that's my favourite saying, i really should learn to read.

ok,,,,

as handy as a blind man in a strip club

yea but he could smell it................................

Lap dance, vip room, boob slap on the face ... there are 100s of different entertainments for different people with different abilities there.

You just need to show the $

Gestalt

QLD

14956 posts

Gestalt

QLD, 14956 posts

27 Nov 2009 4:09pm

^ yeah but no-one got the original joke.

he is handy as meaning he has to use his hands because he can't see.

but now i've had to explain it it is just dumb.

Idiot

577 posts

Idiot

WA, 577 posts

27 Nov 2009 2:17pm

As handy as broken hand

cisco

QLD

12365 posts

cisco

QLD, 12365 posts

28 Nov 2009 1:22am

That's as Handy as Andy with a Dandy.

petermac33

6415 posts

petermac33

WA, 6415 posts

28 Nov 2009 7:09am

as handy as a soft tool

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

28 Nov 2009 2:03pm

Loved that line in "dodgeball"

That's about as useless as a cock flavoured lolly-pop.

Beersy

TAS

753 posts

Beersy

TAS, 753 posts

28 Nov 2009 10:30pm

That's as handy as a beaver in a cock fight

Idiot

577 posts

Idiot

WA, 577 posts

28 Nov 2009 9:18pm

as handy as a guard dog in Korea

kk

953 posts

WA, 953 posts

28 Nov 2009 9:21pm

As handy as a back pocket in a T shirt

muna

136 posts

muna

WA, 136 posts

29 Nov 2009 6:38am

As handy as george michael in a toilet

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

29 Nov 2009 10:15am

This one is hilarious...As handy as #CENSORED YOU'VE ALREADY HAD YOUR GO#

Mark _australia

23651 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23651 posts

29 Nov 2009 1:22pm

kk said...

As handy as a back pocket in a T shirt

wasn't it always 'hip pocket in a singlet' ??

Gizmo

2865 posts

Gizmo

SA, 2865 posts

29 Nov 2009 5:57pm

It used to be singlets untill "chesty bond" went OS..... BUT now all you can seem to buy is cheap $2 asian made T shirts selling for a Xmas special of $39.95 or 2 for $25 !!!!! WOW ( I hate shopping centres at Xmas time)

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

29 Nov 2009 9:45pm

As handy as fly screen on a submarine.
As handy as an inflatable dart board.

j murray

947 posts

j murray

SA, 947 posts

30 Nov 2009 9:52am

just about as handy as a straight Lawyer.....

As handy as a corrugated iron......

As handy as a Honest Politician.....

As handy as a Hot Babe.....

As handy as a blowout in a sand shoe....

As handy as a bible in Baghdad.......

au_rick

752 posts

au_rick

WA, 752 posts

30 Nov 2009 1:16pm

as handy as a fanny full of cold water ?

as handy as a foot ?

as handy as a bicycle is to a fish ?

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

30 Nov 2009 7:47pm

As handy as a solar powered torch.

Squid Lips

708 posts

Squid Lips

WA, 708 posts

30 Nov 2009 9:26pm

Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

WTF is your avatar mark?

Y'all have to guess.

Anything to do with lasers?

As handy as a waterproof teabag

doggie

15849 posts

doggie

WA, 15849 posts

30 Nov 2009 9:32pm

Greenroom said...

As handy as a solar powered torch.

That could work.

doggie

15849 posts

doggie

WA, 15849 posts

30 Nov 2009 9:34pm

Squid Lips said...

Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

WTF is your avatar mark?

Y'all have to guess.

Anything to do with lasers?

As handy as a waterproof teabag

One of those things with the metal ball that swing, you no wot I mean Valvoline

Test pilot 1

1430 posts

Test pilot 1

WA, 1430 posts

1 Dec 2009 12:36am

i actually have a solar powered torch.
as handy as a barbed wire canoe

Test pilot 1

1430 posts

Test pilot 1

WA, 1430 posts

1 Dec 2009 12:39am

as handy as a square wheeled bicycle
apparently they wont roll away when you let them go

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